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Old 2007-08-14, 04:11 PM   #1
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terminology question

how do you say "hacerce una rusa" <- itīs when you masturbate your cock in someoneīs tits????
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Old 2007-08-14, 04:24 PM   #2
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You know, I want to help people build free sites that will get listed by a majority of the link lists out there, but I don't want to be an English teacher.

I'd suggest you either market sites in your native language or find another line of work until you've taken some classes at your local university.

I'm sorry if that sounds harsh, but this is an adult webmaster board & not an English class.
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Old 2007-08-14, 05:16 PM   #3
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SpaCash offers sites in spanish, so try with them. They pay regularly and I've never had any problems with them. It'd probably be the best for you.
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Old 2007-08-14, 05:23 PM   #4
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i understand that Greenie i have some doubt with some english slang nothing more nothing less something that english schools donīt teach

market of my native language i think about it but if you know the reputation of spacash and others spanish sponsor even you want to do something else if it was your case

another line of work i have it iīm a programmer in a studio from here the 3rd world i win 250 american bucks per month with a rent of 130 and other bills like light, phone, internet and eat imagine how much i save

iīm not looking for an english teacher iīm only looking for help and if i can some new friends

thanks again iīll try to not make more language questions
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Old 2007-08-14, 05:40 PM   #5
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for Receptor information i know spacash the boss is Martin a friend of a friend of mine this guy make his life suck blood from his friends he swindle a lot of webmaster, google remove his sites and hosting from the search and he can enter to a lot of countries and he is cocainoman (well a lot of people in this biz are but this guy not in a good way)

i canīt trust in a guy that take drugs to make his ego bigger
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Old 2007-08-14, 07:12 PM   #6
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how about "Tit Fuck" - its pretty close anyways as it involves tits, cocks and cuming
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Old 2007-08-14, 07:31 PM   #7
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i put ... her perfects tits will make you desire to put your cock between them ... i think is ok
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Old 2007-08-14, 11:50 PM   #8
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i put ... her perfects tits will make you desire to put your cock between them ... i think is ok
"Her perfects tits will make you desire to put your cock between them."

Is okay (you are getting there!) and would probably get you by but it still isn't very natural (normal) talk.

better IMHO might be:

"Babe with perfect tits will make you want to stick your cock between them."

or

"This hot babe is perfect for a nice titty fuck!"

Something like this. I'm not the best with descriptions either but I think these sound better. I have an idea for you. Perhaps you can find a native English speaking webmaster who will go over (in private) your site descriptions and sites before you submit them. Maybe in exchange for something like a good link back somewhere or for you signing up with the sponsor using their referral code. Or perhaps someone has a site or two they need translated in spanish.

I do not have a lot of free time otherwise I'd help but maybe someone here might be willing in exchange for some sort of minor compensation such as the above. Might be worth a shot anyway.
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Old 2007-08-15, 02:22 AM   #9
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I am by far no expert when it comes to marketing, but it does take the right words. I guess I am not sure how folks with a limited english vocabulary can do it. If it's tough to put together a proper sentence, it seems it would be tough to put together text that draws clicks. I guess I am saying it's not just creating proper sentences or proper grammar, it goes beyond that.

There are many ways to make money on the net, adult is not the only thing. Seems so many people think the adult industry is the road to riches. Hate to burst bubbles, but it's not that easy and if your already handicapped with say the english language, seems it could be close to impossible. If you can not make sites that will get listed because of grammar and the traffic you do get doesn't click because you can't create proper exciting text, what will happen?

I am no bashing, just don't get it. I don't think people realize what an uphill battle it's going to be. This biz is tough enough as it is.
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Old 2007-08-15, 03:02 AM   #10
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for Receptor information i know spacash the boss is Martin a friend of a friend of mine this guy make his life suck blood from his friends he swindle a lot of webmaster, google remove his sites and hosting from the search and he can enter to a lot of countries and he is cocainoman (well a lot of people in this biz are but this guy not in a good way)

i canīt trust in a guy that take drugs to make his ego bigger
Well I didn't know that. I promoted them and got paid regularly. I thought you could do it aswell.
Allfetish is right. Add some webmasters to your ICQ or drop 'em a PM. You can add me if you need any help. I'm a description writer myself, maybe I can give you some ideas and tips.
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for Receptor information i know spacash the boss is Martin a friend of a friend of mine this guy make his life suck blood from his friends he swindle a lot of webmaster, google remove his sites and hosting from the search and he can enter to a lot of countries and he is cocainoman (well a lot of people in this biz are but this guy not in a good way)

i canīt trust in a guy that take drugs to make his ego bigger
Unless you have proof of these alligations, I'd shut up.
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Old 2007-08-15, 07:25 AM   #12
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I disagree that it would be nearly impossible for a non-native English speaker to learn how to write effective porn sales text. We're talking about stringing together a few colloquialisms about genitals and fucking followed by a call to action, not an intellectual thesis.

You clearly have foundational English. The problem is, like Allfetish said, it doesn't sound natural. While the words may convey the meaning you're looking for, it's just not how people speak. Also using the syntax of a foreign language in English hardly ever works out well. It may be the right words, but the sequence is all wrong. You end up sounding like Borat.

Try reading some English/American magazines like Stuff and Blender where the writers often try to sound "cool". Surf the listings of any LL to get a feel for the trade lingo (just make sure you don't copy other people's bad habits). Listen to English language radio and watch American movies and TV shows to learn the flow of the language. There are also plenty of online resources available. I personally use dictionary.com a lot (both dictionary and thesaurus). There are also a few adult dictionaries out there if you search.

If you're really serious follow the advice about signing up for a formal English class at a local college. While they may not be able to teach you the 854 different expressions for female masturbation, it never hurts to know the rules of basic English grammar.

If possible try to befriend a fellow webmaster who can proof read your next few attempts, just don't abuse the privilege. You have to do the work.

There are plenty of successful non-English/American adult webmasters out there to prove that this can be done. You just have to want it bad enough and be willing to put in the extra effeort.

Good luck buddy!
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Old 2007-08-15, 02:13 PM   #13
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thanks to all for your support all of your word have sense.

to Greenie yes i have my prof if he did it again i donīt know but here between some webmasters (not all of course) we black list him.

Iīll try to do my best to delivery good quality sites for your LL if i made mistakes please show to me then i try to fix it (that sound borag)

thanks to all of you again
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Old 2007-08-26, 11:25 AM   #14
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if you would like to learn more about adult terminology, than Check This out...hopefully is not a spam, if yes, than please delete this post..and sorry...
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