[Joke] Penis Study

ScreaM · 2007-12-04, 08:56 AM

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!

Fonz · 2007-12-04, 09:11 AM

That actually made me laugh

Licker4U · 2007-12-04, 09:15 AM

LOL Good one.

I suffer from "Cauliflower Syndrome". That's where the head is so big the stalk can't hold it up so it just sags...(more commonly known as "old age")

JackDaniel's · 2007-12-04, 11:42 AM

Jessica · 2007-12-04, 05:17 PM

lmao

papagmp · 2007-12-04, 06:45 PM

I thought that the aussies found that it was larger is to provide the sheep more pleasure during sex......

Licker4U · 2007-12-04, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

I thought that the aussies found that it was larger is to provide the sheep more pleasure during sex......

Ahhh, so that's why there's no virgin wool down under...

LeRoy · 2007-12-04, 07:37 PM

Nice. You made my day Scream

2007-12-04, 08:56 AM	#1
ScreaM Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 218	[Joke] Penis Study Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!

2007-12-04, 09:11 AM	#2
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2007-12-04, 09:15 AM	#3
Licker4U Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera Posts: 2,377	LOL Good one. I suffer from "Cauliflower Syndrome". That's where the head is so big the stalk can't hold it up so it just sags...(more commonly known as "old age") __________________ Submit to Girls That Squirt , Hairy Pussy Links and Best Wet Pussy Last edited by Licker4U; 2007-12-04 at 09:24 AM..

2007-12-04, 11:42 AM	#4
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2007-12-04, 05:17 PM	#5
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2007-12-04, 06:45 PM	#6
papagmp That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended..... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,803	I thought that the aussies found that it was larger is to provide the sheep more pleasure during sex...... __________________ Submit: OutlawFreePorn

2007-12-04, 07:37 PM	#8
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