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2004-03-21, 12:50 PM
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Don't come to Florida for vacation. We're closed.
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Black Ice - Witty Worm warning...
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2004-03-21, 01:03 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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And here I thought that I was the only Slashdot reader on this board.
 Oh yeah, Windows sucks, use a flavor of *nix instead.   |
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2004-03-21, 02:25 PM
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Cleo,
I love you too.   |
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2004-03-21, 04:38 PM
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The following plagiarized from a Mac board without permission in keeping with the traditions of Microsoft.
MICROSOFT TO BUY MICROSOFT April 1, 2004 Redmond, WA - Sources have revealed that Microsoft, the world's largest software company and makers of the ubiquitous Windows operating systems, is planning to acquire itself. "The technology sector is extremely competitve nowadays," said founder Bill Gates. "We have concluded that the only way for Microsoft to maintain its competitiveness in the Windows marketspace in the future is for Microsoft to purchase Microsoft outright." CEO Steve Ballmer added "This purchase further ensures that our customers will continue to receive the level of innovation, software quality, service and support they have always received from Microsoft." The acquisition is pending federal governmental review and agreement on the definition of the term 'metamonopoly.' |
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2004-03-21, 05:11 PM
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Cleo, I think your computers make up for 3.9% of all the Macs on the 'net:
 http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.htmlIt must feel nice to be a part of a "special" club. WOW. Just caught on Google News... They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq! . . . . . . . . An entire school full of exploding Imacs.   |
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2004-03-21, 05:25 PM
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Yeah well one of these days I'll get a system that runs, without even asking me first, all the latest malware, worms, and these ever so fun viruses.
Don't you just Love Stats. Anyway how can you beat Apple's hardware, the latest from Apple. |
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2004-03-21, 07:08 PM
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You beat me down and wore me out. I relent.
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2004-03-21, 07:16 PM
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2004-03-21, 07:37 PM
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Let's look at a bunch of M&M's havin' a party instead Mmmkay?
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2004-03-21, 07:40 PM
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Damn now I want some chocolate.
Oh yeah, the blue ones are better then the red ones. |
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2004-03-22, 12:56 AM
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M&M's make friends and you are right, Cleo...as always. But..you knew that.
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