World's Weirdest Prayer?

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We have a radio station in England that suffers from the contradictory problems that it does not want to appear like a religious station but is obliged to supply broadcasts for everyone, including religious people. One of it's ways round this is to broadcast a daily prayer, but to broadcast it first thing in the morning, just after going on air. That way they have done their duty but very few are up to hear it.

Unfortunately for me I am often up very early, and I am one of the few who get to listen to it. And today it was a dozy.

They like to make the prayers topical, but they are recorded in advance, so things in the news get missed. For example, today you would have expected a prayer for the new pope. But since it was recorded before the smoke went up they instead focused on the fact that today is the international day of pi (yes it really is) and the prayer focused on this mathematical constant.

So this morning we had a prayer for the number 3.141526538.. !!!!!!!!!!