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2005-01-27, 04:52 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
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Location: Mississippi
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Chop's trip to the doctor
The following is the contents of an email circulating amonst my friends. A buddy who works in Russia started it.
While reading it, keep in mind that at home Chop is referred to as Uncle Benny or Unc by everyone and I am not kin to any of them. Guess it is a respect for the old kind of thing. Uncle Benny went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day Unc reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and Unc explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked Robin for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth and still nothing. We even called up Brandy and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "None of that worked?" Unc replied, "Nope. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
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2005-01-27, 04:57 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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2005-01-27, 05:13 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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That's much better than Jim's radio jokes
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2005-01-27, 05:29 PM
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I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks....
Join Date: Apr 2003
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lol... that gave be a good chuckle Chop.
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2005-01-27, 06:14 PM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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Good one Chopper.
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2005-01-28, 10:24 AM
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In your dreams, baby
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Awesome lol thanks for the laugh
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2005-01-28, 01:38 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2004
Location: So close no matter how far...
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LOL, good one
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2005-01-28, 01:47 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sin-City USA
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 ha ha ha ..very cute.. and TIMELY.. lmao.. Quote:
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2005-01-28, 02:12 PM
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Vagabond
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Funny one
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