I need addresses

Jim · 2005-05-19, 10:20 AM

I know it is a touch early but, I need everyone's addresses for Christmas Cards this year.

Please send them to me at jim@greenguysboard.com with the subject of Christmas Address.

Cleo · 2005-05-19, 10:26 AM

But I don't believe that there actually was a Christ or at least if there was someone with this name it had nothing to do with god like beings.

Mr. Blue · 2005-05-19, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

But I don't believe that there actually was a Christ or at least if there was someone with this name it had nothing to do with god like beings.

Technically...Christmas started as a pagan holiday that just got Christianity put into. Pagan's have always celebrated a Yule or Winter Solstice type holiday. Yule log (Pagan), Christmas Tree (Pagan...only wasn't called a Christmas, you know), Wreaths (Pagan), etc.

Personally Christmas is a little too commercial now...it's kind of pathetic that the "Christmas" season starts when the shopping starts. No matter what you believe in the holiday kinda sucks now.

Fonz · 2005-05-19, 10:27 AM

We're getting Christmas cards!!!!!!!

|santaslei

cd34 · 2005-05-19, 10:40 AM

Is this like a contest? the more entries we submit, the more chances we get?

ramping up the email submitter right now....

Kinky · 2005-05-19, 11:19 AM

do the cards come with money and presents? i'll send you addys for my 50 fake nics

rumpleforeskin wants a new TV for X-Mas

swedguy · 2005-05-19, 11:33 AM

Christmas cards? Whatcha talking about?

Dont talk about cold weather while Da Man is enjoying the sun....

Cleo · 2005-05-19, 11:56 AM

Why not Halloween Cards in October instead?

Torn Rose · 2005-05-19, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Why not Halloween Cards in October instead?

PAGAN!

Greenguy · 2005-05-19, 12:07 PM

123 Fake Street
Springfield, MA 02101

cd34 · 2005-05-19, 12:14 PM

And until Coca-Cola, Santa Claus didn't dress in Red, White and Black.

Cleo · 2005-05-19, 12:25 PM

I put up a tree about six or seven years ago. One of those big tacky and expensive things of plastic and wire and all kinds of blinky things that all plug into a big mess of wires that you hope doesn't bust into flames and burn down the house. It's still up in my garage's loft crammed into its box still with the decorations on it for one day in the future if I should get the fake tree in my house urge again.

I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen. He was in the shower at the time and ran out of his place naked beating on my door. I just remember looking through my peephole wondering why the gay guy across from me was at my door naked, then I saw the flames.

Kinky · 2005-05-19, 12:38 PM

you all are a bunch of grinches and scrooges... Jesus died on the cross for all of you!

he might still be hanging there... they only clean the chain link fence on the border once a week

(oh please... my ticket to hell was punched long ago

)

Mr. Blue · 2005-05-19, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen.

Real trees are just an accident waiting to happen. A friend of mine did the whole "Traditional" Christmas...so I went over to their house...real tree with...candles lighting it

So, like a good friend, I told them what complete fucking morons they are. After them getting all insulted they eventually realized I was right (Please don't let these people breed).

On the flipside. I had a friend who's house burned down at Christmas, the only thing left standing was their flame retardant Christmas Tree...the irony of life never ceases to amaze.

Torn Rose · 2005-05-19, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

then I saw the flames.

You saw the flames or the flamer?

tortus32 · 2005-05-19, 02:00 PM

The Temple Of Set
Post Office Box 470307
San Francisco, CA 94147

Cleo · 2005-05-19, 12:44 PM

How about mailing out holiday butt plugs instead of cards?

pornrex · 2005-05-19, 12:46 PM

Jim,

Out of curiosity, how many responses do you anticipate in getting and how many do you expect to not respond?

binxgook · 2005-05-19, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

How about mailing out holiday butt plugs instead of cards?

Jim · 2005-05-19, 01:01 PM

Anyone that sends me their address will get a Christmas Card. And don't forget...my wife heads our local Toys for Tots so I will be begging for money around October or November

cd34 · 2005-05-19, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

And don't forget...my wife heads our local Toys for Tots so I will be begging for money around October or November

So what toy will you buy with the money she gives you this year?

Greenguy · 2005-05-19, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

... so I will be begging for money around October or November

What excuses do you use the other 10 months of the year?

cockNballs · 2005-05-19, 01:08 PM

do they have ground hogs day cards?

Jim · 2005-05-19, 01:09 PM

I really hate the charity. We end up having to do most of the work. We get lists from schools with kids that don't have much. We then go out and buy all the gifts for the kids, wrap them and take them to the schools. A lot of work but worth it. The first year, I threw in $10k myself.

Jel · 2005-05-19, 01:14 PM

WTG Jim & Mrs. Jim |shake Great job you guys (and all charity workers) do.

2005-05-19, 10:20 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I need addresses I know it is a touch early but, I need everyone's addresses for Christmas Cards this year. Please send them to me at jim@greenguysboard.com with the subject of Christmas Address.

2005-05-19, 10:26 AM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	But I don't believe that there actually was a Christ or at least if there was someone with this name it had nothing to do with god like beings. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-19, 10:27 AM	#4
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2005-05-19, 10:40 AM	#5
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2005-05-19, 11:19 AM	#6
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	do the cards come with money and presents? i'll send you addys for my 50 fake nics rumpleforeskin wants a new TV for X-Mas __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-05-19, 11:56 AM	#8
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2005-05-19, 12:14 PM	#11
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2005-05-19, 12:25 PM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I put up a tree about six or seven years ago. One of those big tacky and expensive things of plastic and wire and all kinds of blinky things that all plug into a big mess of wires that you hope doesn't bust into flames and burn down the house. It's still up in my garage's loft crammed into its box still with the decorations on it for one day in the future if I should get the fake tree in my house urge again. I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen. He was in the shower at the time and ran out of his place naked beating on my door. I just remember looking through my peephole wondering why the gay guy across from me was at my door naked, then I saw the flames. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-19, 12:38 PM	#13
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	you all are a bunch of grinches and scrooges... Jesus died on the cross for all of you! he might still be hanging there... they only clean the chain link fence on the border once a week (oh please... my ticket to hell was punched long ago ) __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-05-19, 02:00 PM	#16
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2005-05-19, 12:44 PM	#17
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	How about mailing out holiday butt plugs instead of cards? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-19, 12:46 PM	#18
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2005-05-19, 01:01 PM	#20
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Anyone that sends me their address will get a Christmas Card. And don't forget...my wife heads our local Toys for Tots so I will be begging for money around October or November

2005-05-19, 01:08 PM	#23
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	do they have ground hogs day cards?

2005-05-19, 01:09 PM	#24
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I really hate the charity. We end up having to do most of the work. We get lists from schools with kids that don't have much. We then go out and buy all the gifts for the kids, wrap them and take them to the schools. A lot of work but worth it. The first year, I threw in $10k myself.

2005-05-19, 01:14 PM	#25
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	WTG Jim & Mrs. Jim \|shake Great job you guys (and all charity workers) do.

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