Torn & Useless Warrior Have A Buddy Christ Coming!

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 10:39 AM

That's right boys & girls - we reward those that post on the board

Everyone's favorite Fantasy Football Fuck-Up Torn as well as everyone's favorite little wise-cracker Useless Warrior have proven themselves to be over-achievers & have passed the 1000 post mark here on the board.

For this, they will receive their very own Buddy Christ

Congrats & thanks for making this place just a little better & just a little bit more silly at the same time

Torn Rose · 2005-01-18, 11:11 AM

GIMMIE!

MrMaryLou · 2005-01-18, 11:23 AM

Congrats

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:23 AM

CongratuFuckinglations.

I've been thinking of getting mine a companion. The poor little guy seems kind of lonely. I was thinking of getting him a Voodoo doll but I'm not sure if he is gay or straight so I'm not sure which sex to get him. I guess I could just have a FoxyAngel Voodoo doll for him and see which half he prefers.

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 11:29 AM

Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

But what if he isn't into round boys?

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
But what if he isn't into round boys?

Who ISN'T?

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:52 AM

Last week I had a date, yes us old folks still date, and over dinner the subject of Jesus came up. Trying to avoid the how can you not believe in a supreme being discussion I decided to just say I'm a Buddhist. I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again.

Fonz · 2005-01-24, 11:59 AM

Congrats guys, seems like th BC's are conquering the globe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again.

Do you always date several people at once Cleo? You got to teach me how to do that some day

Cleo · 2005-01-24, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

Do you always date several people at once Cleo? You got to teach me how to do that some day

The finer nuances of the English language.

Just one at a time which is often one too many.

Torn Rose · 2005-01-18, 11:54 AM

Too Funny, and I just happen to have a mini budda already, I think Im going to go to Heaven.....

cockNballs · 2005-01-18, 11:56 AM

I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Who ISN'T?

ME

Congrats Torn and Useless Warrior

I have spit coffee over posts from both of you
so keep it up

Hey GreenGuy Christmas is over could you swap the smilie sants with another smilie

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two

I'm 3/4's there |rasta|
and still can't type or spell

Useless · 2005-01-18, 12:17 PM

BOOYAA!

I have now proven that you can be rewarded for butting into far too many threads that have nothing to do with you at all.

Every morning when I open up this page I say to myself, 'How are you going to make an ass of yourself today?'. Luckily, I have as of yet not run out of new and innovative ways to do so.

Thanks GG&Jim. Youz da bomb!

urb · 2005-01-18, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

It's very strange that you said that...

http://www.urbx.com/bc.jpg

Check out who is to the left of mine.

Congrats Guys!!

AcidMaX · 2005-01-18, 12:52 PM

Congrats guys!

I too am working towards mine somewhat slowly

Porn Meister · 2005-01-18, 01:07 PM

Awesome! Congrats on the acquisition of the statuette.

Kath · 2005-01-18, 01:16 PM

Congrats guys - WTG!

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urb
http://www.urbx.com/bc.jpg

Check out who is to the left of mine.

I just re-arranged my office so my knick-knacks were moved around a bit, but here's most of them

Jim · 2005-01-18, 02:23 PM

Congratulations to both of you

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
GIMMIE!

Oh...just wait until the ceremony during Half Time of the Super Bowl

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 02:26 PM

I've been thinking of making mine famous and putting the little guy in movies. I just haven't figured out what to actually get FoxyAngel to do with him yet. I mean like he doesn't actually have an anus, at least I haven't seen one.

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 02:28 PM

Cleo - a simple picture of

giving the thumbs up to Foxy's cock would do the trick

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
I just re-arranged my office so my knick-knacks were moved around a bit, but here's most of them

Don't tell me you consider those checks "knick-knacks'

2005-01-18, 10:39 AM	#1
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2005-01-18, 11:23 AM	#3
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2005-01-18, 11:23 AM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	CongratuFuckinglations. I've been thinking of getting mine a companion. The poor little guy seems kind of lonely. I was thinking of getting him a Voodoo doll but I'm not sure if he is gay or straight so I'm not sure which sex to get him. I guess I could just have a FoxyAngel Voodoo doll for him and see which half he prefers. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 11:29 AM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-01-18, 11:52 AM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Last week I had a date, yes us old folks still date, and over dinner the subject of Jesus came up. Trying to avoid the how can you not believe in a supreme being discussion I decided to just say I'm a Buddhist. I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 11:11 AM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	GIMMIE!

2005-01-18, 11:54 AM	#11
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Too Funny, and I just happen to have a mini budda already, I think Im going to go to Heaven.....

2005-01-18, 11:56 AM	#12
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two __________________

2005-01-18, 12:17 PM	#15
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	BOOYAA! I have now proven that you can be rewarded for butting into far too many threads that have nothing to do with you at all. Every morning when I open up this page I say to myself, 'How are you going to make an ass of yourself today?'. Luckily, I have as of yet not run out of new and innovative ways to do so. Thanks GG&Jim. Youz da bomb! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-01-18, 12:52 PM	#17
AcidMaX Programming till my fingers bleed. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 876	Congrats guys! I too am working towards mine somewhat slowly

2005-01-18, 01:07 PM	#18
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Awesome! Congrats on the acquisition of the statuette.

2005-01-18, 01:16 PM	#19
Kath No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 284	Congrats guys - WTG! __________________ READ...MY...BLOG! - kBlogger.com KLIXXX - Written by webmasters FOR webmasters!

2005-01-18, 02:23 PM	#21
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Congratulations to both of you

2005-01-18, 02:26 PM	#23
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I've been thinking of making mine famous and putting the little guy in movies. I just haven't figured out what to actually get FoxyAngel to do with him yet. I mean like he doesn't actually have an anus, at least I haven't seen one. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 02:28 PM	#24
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Cleo - a simple picture of giving the thumbs up to Foxy's cock would do the trick __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network