Steps to Overcoming Masturbation

walrus · 2005-11-09, 12:10 PM

I found this funny as hell, a religious leader, a member of the Council of 12 Apostles (whatever the fuck that is) is surfing porn blogs and leaving a program to help people stop masturbating. It's a pretty lengthy comment with something like 10 steps in his guide to self control and over 20 in suggestions.

Step 1) Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

If your interested in a laugh (well at least I find it funny as hell) you can check out the comment at http://www.misterwalrus.com/WalrusBlog/?postid=165

What's not funny is it points out that I have a CSS problem with my site!

Damn

ponygirl · 2005-11-09, 12:18 PM

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22. When thinking of dear and beloved president, do not think of his last name as it may bring unwanted visual stimuli. Remember, niether he nor the almighty would want this.

overarm · 2005-11-09, 12:47 PM

Damn this guy sacrifies him selve in his holy mission...

He must face all kinds of temptation while he searches for blogs to post his guide in...

Respect

fetish1 · 2005-11-09, 12:55 PM

"3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. "

DAMN, no more sitting around with all our friends and masturbating together! What's a person to do for fun now???? |confused|

walrus · 2005-11-09, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fetish1

"3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. "

DAMN, no more sitting around with all our friends and masturbating together! What's a person to do for fun now???? |confused|

Damn, I'm gonna miss those circle jerks!

Robbo · 2005-11-09, 03:38 PM

That must be his way of repentance after he got done jerking off to your offerings.

SirMoby · 2005-11-09, 04:54 PM

If a similar text was suddenly found in Iraq the religeous right would speak about how our fanitcal enemies have such problems and must be stopped.

fetish1 · 2005-11-09, 05:03 PM

I guess I am still trying to imagine the conversation where we are all sitting around discussing our "masturbation problem" with other friends and family members. I can hear it now.... "Kathy, I know we shouldn't discuss this, cause it's just going to make us wanna do it even more...but are you still fingering yourself before bedtime, or have you decided to tie your hand to the bedpost (as suggested further in his ranting) to prevent doing it anymore?"

MadMax · 2005-11-09, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by walrus

Step 1) Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

I refuse to stop washing my dick

walrus · 2005-11-09, 05:51 PM

If I got that response with extreme masturbation....hmmm tonights post extreme fornication.....well off to find some gang bang sites...

HotMovies_Jason · 2005-11-10, 10:59 AM

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem...

If I never read pornographic material I would have never stumbled on to you and your wonderful organization! thanks buddy! I'll never touch it again...oh wait, nevermind.

2005-11-09, 12:10 PM	#1
walrus Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: May 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,773	Steps to Overcoming Masturbation I found this funny as hell, a religious leader, a member of the Council of 12 Apostles (whatever the fuck that is) is surfing porn blogs and leaving a program to help people stop masturbating. It's a pretty lengthy comment with something like 10 steps in his guide to self control and over 20 in suggestions. Step 1) Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. If your interested in a laugh (well at least I find it funny as hell) you can check out the comment at http://www.misterwalrus.com/WalrusBlog/?postid=165 What's not funny is it points out that I have a CSS problem with my site! Damn __________________ Naked Girlfriend Porn TGP free partner account

2005-11-09, 12:47 PM	#3
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2005-11-09, 12:55 PM	#4
fetish1 Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Dakota AKA Frozen Hell Posts: 401	"3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. " DAMN, no more sitting around with all our friends and masturbating together! What's a person to do for fun now???? \|confused\| __________________ Paul Markham Content

2005-11-09, 03:38 PM	#6
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2005-11-09, 05:03 PM	#8
fetish1 Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Dakota AKA Frozen Hell Posts: 401	I guess I am still trying to imagine the conversation where we are all sitting around discussing our "masturbation problem" with other friends and family members. I can hear it now.... "Kathy, I know we shouldn't discuss this, cause it's just going to make us wanna do it even more...but are you still fingering yourself before bedtime, or have you decided to tie your hand to the bedpost (as suggested further in his ranting) to prevent doing it anymore?" __________________ Paul Markham Content

2005-11-09, 04:54 PM	#7
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	If a similar text was suddenly found in Iraq the religeous right would speak about how our fanitcal enemies have such problems and must be stopped.

2005-11-09, 05:51 PM	#10
walrus Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: May 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,773	If I got that response with extreme masturbation....hmmm tonights post extreme fornication.....well off to find some gang bang sites... __________________ Naked Girlfriend Porn TGP free partner account

2005-11-10, 10:59 AM	#11
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