Today's Word Is "Nude" (Rant)

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 01:42 AM

[RANT]

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nude
adj. nud·er, nud·est

1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body: a nude beach.
3. Law. Lacking any of various legal requisites, such as evidence.

n.

1. An unclothed human figure, especially an artistic representation.
2. The condition of being unclothed.

"nude" is "not a stitch of clothing"

a model in pantyhose is not nude
a model in stockings is not nude
a model wearing a g-string is not nude
a model in one of those belly shirts with the paysite name on it is not nude

I am sick to death of editing the word "nude" out of descriptions because the model is not nude. This seems like such a simple guideline: "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

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I've got to stop doing big batches of reviews at once. It's raising my blood pressure.

cd34 · 2005-12-11, 01:44 AM

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cd34

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

All set Sparky

and as long as you're not engaged in any smoking actions inside the Ft. Lauderdale airport you'll be fine

Surfn · 2005-12-11, 01:45 AM

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

I agree 100%

Jel · 2005-12-11, 01:53 AM

Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc.

It should be:

(Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 01:54 AM

MadMax, I've found good link about it:

http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmode...elingterms.htm

Useless · 2005-12-11, 08:09 AM

Yahook, shut the fuck up. No one is talking to you. Go away.

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts?

You could always edit nude into lude or crude.

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts?

Well, now you went and fucking did it. Here I was, content with one rant. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

Useless · 2005-12-11, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MadMax

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

...and Bingo was it's namo. That's my policy as well. I've come to assume that a great many submitters are just so bad with words, that they simply don't know how to describe what they are seeing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

Who, me?

MrYum · 2005-12-11, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

Careful there Max...that's not a stick he's poking ya with

msanchez · 2005-12-11, 10:24 AM

as long as you dont get sick of the word "sweet" Im still good

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 02:32 PM

I've used Google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&q=define:Nude

Quote:

Unless otherwise defined, the term nude generally implies full nudity as described above.

Quote:

partially or completely undressed with the nipples and/or pubic area visible in the photograph. we do not expect, nor ask, that the model's genitals be exposed in our photographs.

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Yahook

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

How lovely for you. I repeat that my stance is "Nude women posing in pantyhose" is like saying "straight guy sucking cock". It just doesn't make any fucking sense. If he's sucking cock, he can't be straight. If she's wearing pantyhose, SHE'S NOT FUCKING NUDE.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:08 PM

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|

Useless · 2005-12-11, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|

I'm going to assume that you aren't serious about that. There's no way you can be both naked and "wearing" a bikini.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm going to assume that you aren't serious about that. There's no way you can be both naked and "wearing" a bikini.

No bro, I'm serious as a fucking heart attack.|shocking|

kenny · 2005-12-11, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|

This was indeed a joke. I felt this should be taken as a obvious joke.

I'm not so certain its so obvious to some people now.

glowlite · 2005-12-12, 12:05 AM

This seems to be a rather opinionated group and a great cross section of Adult Webmasters. My nick is Glowlite and am new to this board. I've been veiwing (sorry, turn the e and i around) it for 3+ months and registered here a few weeks ago.

Since ya'll are soooo fired-up, and only if you have time, we'd like comments on style, lay-out, navigation, colors, load times, etc for www.grrl-toys.com

The site is a couple weeks old and our 1st adult venture. Your experienced input is much needed.

Anyway, we/I would appreciate your comments.

My contribution to the thread: It depends on whether you are using "nude" as an adjective or noun. That being said, everyone's comment/opinion so far has been correct depending on context.

'nuff said for now ...............

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 03:10 PM

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Yahook

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..

Useless · 2005-12-11, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..

If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?

I'd do along with nude in high heels as shoes aren't covering her sexy bits, but pantyhose are.

YAHOOK - FUCK OFF!

kenny · 2005-12-11, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?

I'd do along with nude in high heels as shoes aren't covering her sexy bits, but pantyhose are.

YAHOOK - FUCK OFF!

Technically - yes you can use the word nude as a broader definition rather then just "absolutely no clothes at all"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude

Do I use the word in that sense? - no

Do must people? - no

Does it mean its wrong to use the word in that sense? - no

Should it be used in that sense in our industry - probably not majority rules

This thread is funny though

Tart · 2005-12-12, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it.

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked!

And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs... oh m... could someone, hand me a robe? ... Mmmhmm."

From the muppet show

ponygirl · 2005-12-12, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tart

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it.

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked!

And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs... oh m... could someone, hand me a robe? ... Mmmhmm."

From the muppet show

LOLOLOL- Tart you made me post...the voice came right back lol
the muppets rule!

nude=naked=no clothes

I'm going to go vote now

Ponygirl

Yoda · 2005-12-12, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tart

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?

The question is what do you mean when you're talking about clothing and what we have underneath. For example, in Iraq, woman with open face is totally naked for iraq man and fully dressed for american.

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2005-12-11, 08:09 AM	#7
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2005-12-11, 03:08 PM	#14
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?! How about if I change it to: "A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing" \|confused\| __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 01:53 AM	#5
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc. It should be: (Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

2005-12-11, 01:54 AM	#6
Yahook Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 511	MadMax, I've found good link about it: http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmode...elingterms.htm

2005-12-12, 12:05 AM	#18
glowlite Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ARIZONA - INDIANA Posts: 101	Nude ???? This seems to be a rather opinionated group and a great cross section of Adult Webmasters. My nick is Glowlite and am new to this board. I've been veiwing (sorry, turn the e and i around) it for 3+ months and registered here a few weeks ago. Since ya'll are soooo fired-up, and only if you have time, we'd like comments on style, lay-out, navigation, colors, load times, etc for www.grrl-toys.com The site is a couple weeks old and our 1st adult venture. Your experienced input is much needed. Anyway, we/I would appreciate your comments. My contribution to the thread: It depends on whether you are using "nude" as an adjective or noun. That being said, everyone's comment/opinion so far has been correct depending on context. 'nuff said for now ...............

2005-12-11, 03:10 PM	#19
Yahook Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 511	MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.