You know you've been in porn too long when...

Ms Naughty · 2006-03-10, 11:44 PM

I wrote this post on my blog:
http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2006/0...too-long-when/
because even innocent pictures on lolly packets have started to look porny.

You know you’ve been in porn too long when:

* Your female friend says she had a great facial the other day and you don’t automatically assume she’s talking about visiting a beautician.

* Your bank raises ATM fees and you find yourself thinking that no-one is ever paid nearly enough for ass-to-mouth.

* You encounter Astroboy or another Japanese animation and wonder when the Hentai tentacle sex is going to start.

* You hear that a DP was nominated for several cinematography awards and you think that must have been one helluva double penetration scene.

* The idea of a clown getting a “cream pie in the face” makes you wonder if a female acrobat was involved.

* The cricket commentators are talking about leather and willow and it calls up scary mental images of Shane Warne in bondage (getting the thrashing he deserves).

And of course…

* You can spot fake tits from a mile away.

So... is it just me, or is porn messing with your thoughts as well?

RawAlex · 2006-03-10, 11:58 PM

Well, I knew I had working in strip clubs too long when I stopped noticing that the girls were naked, but I really loved seeing them in street clothes.

I do find myself checking girls out on the basis of "would she look good in a porn movie", which is a little weird by itself.

I have a problem when working with PHP, instead of mysql_fetch_row I end up typing mysql_fetish_row...

Just one of those things.

Alex

Mr Exotic · 2006-03-11, 12:06 AM

I'm a big Cubs fan and read the Cubs message board on a daily basis. Well when they had Corey Patterson everyone reffered to him as "CP", well we all know that when we see "CP" our eyes light up and something triggers in our brain. (aint gonna put the actaul words on the board, but we all know what I mean)

MrYum · 2006-03-11, 12:19 AM

I frequently type the wrong words...

Sent an email to my ex a couple weeks ago...was talking about my dog who I sometimes refer to as a puppy. Gee, as a porn slinger...can ya guess what I typed???

You got it! PUSSY! She responded back laughing...good thing we're still friends

Have to really watch myself when communicating with folks outside the biz though. There are several other words I mess up on...but it's late...I'm tired and can't think of em at the moment

bunky2u · 2006-03-11, 12:16 AM

Here's mine...

You might be an adult webmaster if you coffee consumption frightens even the most hardened barista at your favorite cafe...

You might be an adult webmaster if you see "wardrobe malfunctions" as prime content.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) the words "massive traffic at..." makes your heart skip a beat.
b) you feel crushed when you realize that it's some doofus on tv talking about cars.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) at your part time job you start evaluating your co workers in terms of marketable content.
b) you run around your work area examining where the best lighting is and what angle shot would be best for the photo shoot.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) you can name 10 different porn stars, in both pro and amateur leagues.
b) you are on first name basis with 5 of them.
c) of those 5 you know at least one of their family members

Ms Naughty · 2006-03-11, 12:39 AM

LOL Yep, I find myself sizing up guys at the beach, thinking "nice content!"

And I can't ever type "six" without hitting backspace.

ponygirl · 2006-03-11, 01:07 AM

LOL grandmascrotum that's funny cuz it's true

everything seems to take on a 'porn' aspect - I have to remind myself not everyone around me is as, well, immersed in it as I am

I'll walk around going 'betcha he surfs porn' at the grocery store, which by the way has taken on a whole new level of amusement in itself

Ponygirl

Mr Exotic · 2006-03-11, 01:32 AM

Well another thing is that I gotta remember that most people aint totally numb to porn like I am. I am open with what I do with pretty much everyone, I dont go spreading the word about it, but if they ask I tell them. I was showing my brother-in-law some of my sites, and when I came across the tranny/shemale stuff he was oh my god dude, what in the fuck, like he was totally flipped out about the tranny shit. Then I went on and showed him my gay galleries and told him about how I am getting ready to start up a gay domain for free sites and a linklist and he was even more like WTF. I guess if it aint like regular amateur, babe, or pornstar regular stuff 90% of people think its pretty extreme. I guess at first the tranny stuff seemed pretty far out there to me, and now just really getting into doing alot of gay stuff besides the couple of sites I have promoted on just tgp galleries it does seem kinda yuck to me, but nothing too awful bad.

cosmiccat · 2006-03-11, 07:58 AM

When I see a pretty girl I think to myself "I wonder if she swallows?" Never used to do that before I got into porn.

Surfn · 2006-03-11, 08:30 AM

You know you been in this biz too longer when you make love and think you should be getting a residual

MrYum · 2006-03-11, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

LOL Yep, I find myself sizing up guys at the beach, thinking "nice content!"

And I can't ever type "six" without hitting backspace.

Yup, that word SIX is a toughy for sure!

mist · 2006-03-11, 03:02 PM

Nice to see that it's not just my head that is totally trashed, when I have sex I often caught myself thinking how it would look if it was a photo session and if would list it, totally scary...

2006-03-10, 11:44 PM	#1
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	You know you've been in porn too long when... I wrote this post on my blog: http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2006/0...too-long-when/ because even innocent pictures on lolly packets have started to look porny. You know you’ve been in porn too long when: * Your female friend says she had a great facial the other day and you don’t automatically assume she’s talking about visiting a beautician. * Your bank raises ATM fees and you find yourself thinking that no-one is ever paid nearly enough for ass-to-mouth. * You encounter Astroboy or another Japanese animation and wonder when the Hentai tentacle sex is going to start. * You hear that a DP was nominated for several cinematography awards and you think that must have been one helluva double penetration scene. * The idea of a clown getting a “cream pie in the face” makes you wonder if a female acrobat was involved. * The cricket commentators are talking about leather and willow and it calls up scary mental images of Shane Warne in bondage (getting the thrashing he deserves). And of course… * You can spot fake tits from a mile away. So... is it just me, or is porn messing with your thoughts as well? __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2006-03-11, 12:06 AM	#3
Mr Exotic rifuckingdiculous Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cornfield in Indiana Posts: 532	I'm a big Cubs fan and read the Cubs message board on a daily basis. Well when they had Corey Patterson everyone reffered to him as "CP", well we all know that when we see "CP" our eyes light up and something triggers in our brain. (aint gonna put the actaul words on the board, but we all know what I mean) __________________ Submit Free Sites/Galleries

2006-03-11, 12:19 AM	#4
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	I frequently type the wrong words... Sent an email to my ex a couple weeks ago...was talking about my dog who I sometimes refer to as a puppy. Gee, as a porn slinger...can ya guess what I typed??? You got it! PUSSY! She responded back laughing...good thing we're still friends Have to really watch myself when communicating with folks outside the biz though. There are several other words I mess up on...but it's late...I'm tired and can't think of em at the moment __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2006-03-11, 12:16 AM	#5
bunky2u Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alberta Canada Posts: 183	Here's mine... You might be an adult webmaster if you coffee consumption frightens even the most hardened barista at your favorite cafe... You might be an adult webmaster if you see "wardrobe malfunctions" as prime content. You might be an adult webmaster if... a) the words "massive traffic at..." makes your heart skip a beat. b) you feel crushed when you realize that it's some doofus on tv talking about cars. You might be an adult webmaster if... a) at your part time job you start evaluating your co workers in terms of marketable content. b) you run around your work area examining where the best lighting is and what angle shot would be best for the photo shoot. You might be an adult webmaster if... a) you can name 10 different porn stars, in both pro and amateur leagues. b) you are on first name basis with 5 of them. c) of those 5 you know at least one of their family members __________________ XXX Link Dump submit away! =)

2006-03-11, 12:39 AM	#6
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	LOL Yep, I find myself sizing up guys at the beach, thinking "nice content!" And I can't ever type "six" without hitting backspace. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2006-03-10, 11:58 PM	#2
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Well, I knew I had working in strip clubs too long when I stopped noticing that the girls were naked, but I really loved seeing them in street clothes. I do find myself checking girls out on the basis of "would she look good in a porn movie", which is a little weird by itself. I have a problem when working with PHP, instead of mysql_fetch_row I end up typing mysql_fetish_row... Just one of those things. Alex

2006-03-11, 01:07 AM	#7
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	LOL grandmascrotum that's funny cuz it's true everything seems to take on a 'porn' aspect - I have to remind myself not everyone around me is as, well, immersed in it as I am I'll walk around going 'betcha he surfs porn' at the grocery store, which by the way has taken on a whole new level of amusement in itself Ponygirl __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2006-03-11, 01:32 AM	#8
Mr Exotic rifuckingdiculous Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cornfield in Indiana Posts: 532	Well another thing is that I gotta remember that most people aint totally numb to porn like I am. I am open with what I do with pretty much everyone, I dont go spreading the word about it, but if they ask I tell them. I was showing my brother-in-law some of my sites, and when I came across the tranny/shemale stuff he was oh my god dude, what in the fuck, like he was totally flipped out about the tranny shit. Then I went on and showed him my gay galleries and told him about how I am getting ready to start up a gay domain for free sites and a linklist and he was even more like WTF. I guess if it aint like regular amateur, babe, or pornstar regular stuff 90% of people think its pretty extreme. I guess at first the tranny stuff seemed pretty far out there to me, and now just really getting into doing alot of gay stuff besides the couple of sites I have promoted on just tgp galleries it does seem kinda yuck to me, but nothing too awful bad. __________________ Submit Free Sites/Galleries

2006-03-11, 07:58 AM	#9
cosmiccat You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 351	When I see a pretty girl I think to myself "I wonder if she swallows?" Never used to do that before I got into porn. __________________ Submit your galleries to Margo's Whorehouse

2006-03-11, 08:30 AM	#10
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	You know you been in this biz too longer when you make love and think you should be getting a residual __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2006-03-11, 03:02 PM	#12
mist Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: EU Posts: 214	Nice to see that it's not just my head that is totally trashed, when I have sex I often caught myself thinking how it would look if it was a photo session and if would list it, totally scary...