Ten Thoughts to Ponder......

BoardGoerge · 2006-03-16, 06:55 AM

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT .........

America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

terry · 2006-03-16, 07:51 AM

Some funny ones in there!

tigris · 2006-03-16, 08:44 AM

that was nice, thank you BoardGoerge

MrYum · 2006-03-16, 01:42 PM

Some of those are damn funny!

Thanks BoardGeorge

2006-03-16, 06:55 AM	#1
BoardGoerge Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 59	Ten Thoughts to Ponder...... Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT ......... America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

2006-03-16, 07:51 AM	#2
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	Some funny ones in there! __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

2006-03-16, 08:44 AM	#3
tigris Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 18	that was nice, thank you BoardGoerge __________________ 21sexturyCash.com - LezCuties.com - CutiesGalore.com - AnalTeenAngels.com

2006-03-16, 01:42 PM	#4
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Some of those are damn funny! Thanks BoardGeorge __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions