Blog Feeds for Non-Bloggers!

[Useless]

Go find your reading glasses because we have a lot of ground to cover.

As many of you know, Chop's Cash very recently released an array of 8 niche blogs and associated RSS feeds. Luckily for us, most of you loved them. But guess what... People without blogs were left out in the cold and couldn't enjoy the warm sensation often experienced while using our keyword-enriched blog content. What kind of rotten bastards would create such a magnificent tool while knowingly excluding a large portion of their affiliate base? Not us, by golly!

So, for those of you who would love to take advantage of our blog feeds on your non-blog pages, we introduce to you 'Live Feeds' (that's what I'm calling it, damn it). No blog or feed reader needed.

You can now add our RSS 2.0 feeds to any page where PHP can be executed. Not only do we let you choose which site feed you want to employ, we also allow you to choose the number of blog posts displayed AND whether you want the full blog posts or the truncated excerpts. Damn, we're good!

Can you copy and paste? Of course you can. That's all you do all friggin' day. Log in to Chop's Cash, click on 'Hosted Blogs' and you'll see the link for our spanky new Live Feeds. Make your selections and our interface will instantly create the PHP include for you to paste onto your page where you want our blog posts to appear. You'll also need to ensure that your page has the correct charset in your meta tags, but don't worry - we'll give you the correct tag to copy and paste. And no - you do not need to know PHP.

Wanna know the best part? Once you've pasted in a few lines of code - you're done. When we update our hosted blogs, your page content automatically changes to the freshest blog posts.

Not convinced that this is for you? Need a working example? You are hard to please, aren't you?
In THIS EXAMPLE, a single full post from the HardRawSex Blog was added to spice up a dull page.
OVER HERE I've pulled 3 full posts from Young Whore Wives onto the wide left column AND 5 post excerpts from Hard Raw Sex onto the narrow gray right column.

Okay, who just whined "all my pages are HTML so I still can't use your feeds." Sure you can. We'll even give you the single line of code to paste onto your .htaccess file that tells your Apache server to execute PHP on your static HTML pages. This is an example of our BLOG POSTS ON AN HTML PAGE.

If you have any questions about how to use these feeds or experience any difficulty, hit me up at 344-165-348 or PM me here I'll get you all fixed up.

Log in to Chop's Cash for further instructions.

[upallnite]

Those are some of the best blog feeds out there.
Realnice job guys.

[Chop Smith]

Thanks! Sure makes me proud of my buddies, Useless Warrior and Doc Holly.

[virgohippy]

You mean I don't have to spend hours figuring out how bloggers do what they do?!

Now what am I going to do with all that time I had penciled into my calendar for next year... |shocking|

Nice work UW.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Nice work UW.

Thanks. I think I'm going to come up with some creative ways to use this new system. Hell, Docholly gave me a couple of ideas on how to use them on my own sites this morning. But that does make me wonder why in the hell Holly is surfing my sites. |shocking|

[docholly]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Thanks. I think I'm going to come up with some creative ways to use this new system. Hell, Docholly gave me a couple of ideas on how to use them on my own sites this morning. But that does make me wonder why in the hell Holly is surfing my sites. |shocking|

Ahhh you know i'm a sneaky bitch.. you never know where i'll up!!

well i think all Link List owners should take a page or 8 from them and use the very text rich blog posts for their own link list catagories just to feed the SE's and bookmarkers interest. a very easy way to get their internal pages to climb up the google/yahoo ladder.