Whoring Partner Alert!

Useless · 2006-08-19, 02:56 PM

I'm making DRASTIC back end changes over at the WW during this weekend. Hopefully I'll be done soon and the fantastic fucking submission page/portal/thing will be ready to rumble. However, I'm messing up left and right (HUGE surprise). So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!", then - try using "Useless" as a username along with your normal password. Yes - I have a very recent back up of the partner database, so everyone's info is safe. (even WarBot

) All should be back to normal, or even better, very soon. Fingers crossed. Revolution never comes easily.

virgohippy · 2006-08-19, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!"

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?

Useless · 2006-08-19, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?

I believe so.

I seem to have gotten past my early issues and am repeatedly wiping out my test account instead of everyone my partners.

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

virgohippy · 2006-08-19, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

You mean there's gonna be face cum-painting, and a hairy pussy petting zoo!?

Useless · 2006-08-20, 05:19 PM

Well, I'm calling the alert to an end.

Now then: that new partner submission area thingy is up and (fingers crossed) running. If any current partners would like to login and see if they can break it, by all means, be my guest.

KG Gary · 2006-08-20, 05:48 PM

Wow! Just logged in and I have to say that's a darned impressive feature that I'll be using for sure. I haven't tested anything yet though, but I'll be all over it soon & give feedback accordingly.

Seriously, I didn't expect this at all, I thought you were going to be changing the way the submittal page looked rather than creating a whole new...thingy!
Very nice indeed.
Thanks!

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 06:39 PM

Now I can't even log in

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazySy

Now I can't even log in

Poop! I'm looking into now.|shocking|

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazySy

Now I can't even log in

I just logged in with your info without a problem.

Do you have cookies enabled on your browser?

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 06:57 PM

Ooops.....I was using the wrong name

Thanks

[edit]removed name

[/edit]

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 07:00 PM

*pst* Might want to edit that last post to exclude your name CrazySy. *nudge nudge*

ponygirl · 2006-08-20, 07:03 PM

OMG that's awesome UW! wow...uh, wow!

I love the custom page names too - wow (again), I can't think of how much work must have gone into this

be careful, you're going to lose your nick

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

be careful, you're going to lose your nick

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?

ponygirl · 2006-08-20, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 07:03 PM

Thanks

WarBot · 2006-08-20, 10:22 PM

Great idea UW. Looks like it took alot of work. Once I get done with all this offline stuff Ill definately be messing around with it.

Thanks
WB

docholly · 2006-08-23, 03:13 PM

wow my own sexy page makes wet.. NOW that is a scary thought indeed..

I spent 2 hours just going thru and reading everyones pages.. and i love my little page name thingy..

UW gets at least

for this one!!

Useless · 2006-08-23, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

I spent 2 hours just going thru and reading everyones pages.. and i love my little page name thingy..

You really need to make better use of your time.

I just added yours to the small list on my main page of submitters who've chosen to use the new page so far. If anything, it'll be another inlink to your own pages.

virgohippy · 2006-08-23, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I just added yours to the small list on my main page of submitters who've chosen to use the new page so far. If anything, it'll be another inlink to your own pages.

Uh oh... now I have to add more content!

2006-08-19, 02:56 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Whoring Partner Alert! I'm making DRASTIC back end changes over at the WW during this weekend. Hopefully I'll be done soon and the fantastic fucking submission page/portal/thing will be ready to rumble. However, I'm messing up left and right (HUGE surprise). So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!", then - try using "Useless" as a username along with your normal password. Yes - I have a very recent back up of the partner database, so everyone's info is safe. (even WarBot ) All should be back to normal, or even better, very soon. Fingers crossed. Revolution never comes easily. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-08-20, 05:19 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Well, I'm calling the alert to an end. Now then: that new partner submission area thingy is up and (fingers crossed) running. If any current partners would like to login and see if they can break it, by all means, be my guest. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-08-20, 05:48 PM	#6
KG Gary I can now put whatever I want in this space Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South East UK Posts: 744	Wow! Just logged in and I have to say that's a darned impressive feature that I'll be using for sure. I haven't tested anything yet though, but I'll be all over it soon & give feedback accordingly. Seriously, I didn't expect this at all, I thought you were going to be changing the way the submittal page looked rather than creating a whole new...thingy! Very nice indeed. Thanks! __________________ Sponsors that used to convert with freesites Over 700 clean freesites

2006-08-20, 06:39 PM	#7
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Now I can't even log in __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists

2006-08-20, 06:57 PM	#10
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Ooops.....I was using the wrong name Thanks [edit]removed name [/edit] __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists Last edited by CrazySy; 2006-08-20 at 07:03 PM..

2006-08-20, 07:00 PM	#11
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	pst Might want to edit that last post to exclude your name CrazySy. nudge nudge __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-08-20, 07:03 PM	#12
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	OMG that's awesome UW! wow...uh, wow! I love the custom page names too - wow (again), I can't think of how much work must have gone into this be careful, you're going to lose your nick __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2006-08-20, 07:03 PM	#15
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Thanks __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists

2006-08-20, 10:22 PM	#16
WarBot If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 306	Great idea UW. Looks like it took alot of work. Once I get done with all this offline stuff Ill definately be messing around with it. Thanks WB __________________ Submit Your TGP Galleries

2006-08-23, 03:13 PM	#17
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	wow my own sexy page makes wet.. NOW that is a scary thought indeed.. I spent 2 hours just going thru and reading everyones pages.. and i love my little page name thingy.. UW gets at least for this one!! __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!