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Old 2004-01-17, 05:30 PM   #1
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Link List Owners Pet Peeves and Rule Breakers

If you are a Link List owner...

What are your biggest Pet peeves and what are your definite DO NOT DO list?
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Old 2004-01-17, 06:01 PM   #2
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The #1 problem is that the rules are not read
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Old 2004-01-17, 06:06 PM   #3
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sponsor banners which are missleading.

just cuz a sponsor made it doesnt mean its good to use on your free sites, they are blind many times imho
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Old 2004-01-17, 06:37 PM   #4
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My biggest pet peeve is recip links. Either people who do not even use the simple copy and paste links provided, or the ones who use the "gay" recip for their "amateur" site.

I think the biggest NO-NO for me is the whole "young" thing. I do not like the really young looking models, or the "young teen", "young girl", or "young boy" text on a site.
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Old 2004-01-17, 09:42 PM   #5
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Two words - WRONG RECIPS
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Old 2004-01-17, 09:50 PM   #6
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Not reading my fucking rules.

Banners that look too much like clickable thumbs.

Wrong recip.

Recip linked to my submit page.

The word young used wrong.

Mouseover code not returning the status bar to its default.

I'm sure that I could think of more…
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Old 2004-01-18, 03:02 AM   #7
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What Cleo said +

No site title

Dead images

And stripping my text recip of its title text - I don't ask for cat recips or anything special - just copy it as it is and leave the fucker alone...
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Old 2004-01-18, 03:55 AM   #8
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Keep 'em coming folks. It may help some newbies!

Along with this thread and DD's:

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...&threadid=3664

...people should have no excuses.

PS- Cleo...I joined Reyko from you link...great stuff!
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Old 2004-01-18, 09:20 AM   #9
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Old 2004-01-18, 10:24 AM   #10
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Old 2004-01-18, 10:42 AM   #11
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Not changing out bad recips
Hardcore on the warning page
Submitting galleries
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Old 2004-01-18, 10:52 AM   #12
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adding to the above:

Content that has nothing to do with the sponsor promo

Re:
A cup tits on content with Monster mammary sponsor

white girls only with not a chocolate hollypop in site promoting interracial

25 yr olds listed as Mature with a MILF banner (sure kindergarten mama's i'd love to fuck)

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crappy unimaginative copy.

Re:

College coed gets fucked on cam for the 1st time.

PULEASE....

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submitted pages with 8 or nine links under the minute enter button that promotes the submitters OTHER sites.

Re:

Holly's hot muff eating studs
Holly's amateur angels
Holly's gotta have more dick

that's 3 additional links along with the 14 above the receipt table


etc etc etc..
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receipts that lead to the submit page is just POOOOOR lazy workmanship.

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Old 2004-01-18, 10:55 AM   #13
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Read The Fucking Manual

Of course, in this case, it should probably be RTFRules
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Old 2004-01-18, 11:17 AM   #14
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Read The Fucking Manual

Of course, in this case, it should probably be RTFRules
I see a couple major flaws in your logic...(1) you assume they can read...(2) they can read english.
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Old 2004-01-18, 11:28 AM   #15
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Quote:
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Read The Fucking Manual

Of course, in this case, it should probably be RTFRules
Ohhhhhh |rasta|
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Old 2004-01-18, 11:36 AM   #16
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Rolling on The Floor Masturbating?

That made my day. I gotta remember that one
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Old 2004-01-18, 11:47 AM   #17
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The webmasters name where he should enter the site title. I have even put the following text - Site Name: ( THE TITLE OF THE SITE !!) and they still get it wrong. At first I said only Title: and they would put Mr or Mister and shit like that.
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Old 2004-01-18, 04:49 PM   #18
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For me its webmaster(and I use this term loosly) who submit and say I have placed you on a high traffic page.

recip URL : [url]http://www.somedomain.com/index-this-page-will-never-get-spidered29898723489327489324.html
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Old 2004-01-19, 08:18 AM   #19
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My biggest peeve is submitters not reading the rules
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Old 2004-01-19, 08:41 AM   #20
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Webmasters who make me do more than just review their site, eg:

Description same as site title - I dont do descriptions

Capitalizing Every Word Of The Description - dont have the time or the inclination to fix it

Short stories in the description field - take a look at my site before you submit, you get one line so use it well

Using ! * - : + = @ ? and other useless symbols - useless symbols

Keyword stuffed spammy descriptions eg busty big huge natural tits boobs babes - do I look like google??
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Old 2004-01-19, 12:43 PM   #21
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*sniff* You could have just sent me a msg Deb - no need to publicly shame me |goodnight

How's this sound? Top heavy voluptuous big tit babe with huge hooters showing off her big naturals |rasta|
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Old 2004-01-19, 01:10 PM   #22
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personally i prefer descriptions like that, wazza. keyword rich descriptions (as long as they arent anyoyingly spamalicious) help with seo so i dont mind a bit
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Old 2004-01-19, 02:27 PM   #23
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wahhhhhhh i love this thread
not putting up the real title in the form
wrong linkback
5 links while my rules say, 3 links to sponsors or other stuff total
ask maxim 8 words for description and get a 30 word novel
title and descr are the same
oh and an decr wich dont fit the content
oh favorite,
galleries submitting while my rule say i dont accept galleries

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Old 2004-01-19, 03:15 PM   #24
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In all honesty I don't really give a rats about the desc. - as long as the site is good I'm more than happy to rewrite it if need be
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Old 2004-01-19, 06:27 PM   #25
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Sites made by sponsors site builders.

I don't care if their a work of art, but come one, make your own. I like the individuality that comes from each webmasters designs.


People that submit sponsor hosted sites/galleries that are in an I frame, giving the look of their own work.

No Titles

Title and description the same

Title submitted not the same as title on site.

all caps

Redirecting. ( Why do people still insist on cheating, don't they realize in the end they will always lose, my blacklist is shared by every site I own/review for. They cheat my LL's, they also earn blacklist position on my TGP's)

Wrong recip.
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