WHY's of Men

Dollpix · 2008-12-19, 11:12 AM

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make the final masterpiece!)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

sue-fl · 2008-12-19, 11:28 AM

SirMoby · 2008-12-19, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollpix

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make the final masterpiece!)

So God was talking to Adam in The Garden of Edan.

G, "Adam, I know you've been lonely but I have something great to entertain you. It's always beautiful, it's smart, funny, will cook for you, clean up after you, always take care of you and will even give you sex any time that you want".

A - "What's Sex"

G - "Trust me. You're going to love it. All I need from you is your right arm, left testicle and a foot and then I can make you WOMAN"!

A - "Wow, that sounds like a lot to give away. What can I get for just a rib"?

Logan · 2008-12-19, 02:55 PM

I always wondered about the second one, lol, but I last a few more minutes that most!

2008-12-19, 11:12 AM	#1
Dollpix Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 119	WHY's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make the final masterpiece!) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) __________________ Tools for Free Sites!

2008-12-19, 11:28 AM	#2
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837

2008-12-19, 02:55 PM	#4
Logan Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 26	I always wondered about the second one, lol, but I last a few more minutes that most!