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Old 2010-03-16, 12:54 PM   #1
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Has this happened to you?

I made Chicken Riggies last night with Cherry Peppers. So today, while in the shower, I finish cleaning my ass. I then turn around and there on the shower wall, are bits of Cherry Peppers. My ass was clean and yet, where else could they have come from?
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Old 2010-03-16, 01:24 PM   #2
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How's your ass pimple these days?
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Old 2010-03-16, 01:50 PM   #3
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On the shower wall??? you don´t remember if there was any farting going on?
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Old 2010-03-16, 02:22 PM   #4
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I have an assistant clean my ass, so I haven't really noticed.
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Old 2010-03-16, 02:50 PM   #5
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Too much information sweetie...and please tell me you did not record this incident for future use?
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Old 2010-03-17, 11:07 AM   #6
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The ass pimple is still there for some reason Cleo
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Old 2010-03-17, 11:57 AM   #7
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Jim's dark side hasn't gone away apparently
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Old 2010-03-18, 03:44 PM   #8
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Oh goodness.

Peppers are a good way to cleanse your system and check your health. The pepper aggravates your colon causing it to hiccup thereby removing more “stuff”. Depending on your overall health you should digest the pepper completely. Although some people think peppers are “tracer foods”.

If the pepper is not digesting and evidence of this will come from the other end then you may want to take another look at the type of meals you ingest and the frequency of each meal.
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Old 2010-03-18, 07:49 PM   #9
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mmmm now i have a craving.
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Old 2010-03-21, 05:55 AM   #10
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mmmm now i have a craving.
What? For the stuff that comes out of the ass end of Jim?????????
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Old 2010-03-21, 09:28 AM   #11
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What? For the stuff that comes out of the ass end of Jim?????????
Well people do use coffee beans that come out of a rabbit's ass.
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Old 2010-03-21, 12:36 PM   #12
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Well people do use coffee beans that come out of a rabbit's ass.
Yeah, but I have eaten rabbit stew, I've never eaten Jim.



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Old 2010-03-20, 03:26 PM   #13
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Ahhhh, one of life's great mysteries. Can't thank you enough for sharing.
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Old 2010-03-21, 01:03 PM   #14
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I'm thinking that maybe Jim's secret chilli ingredient may have been revealed. |shocking|
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