It's sunny Sunday, time to go to church and wind up god

Cleo · 2003-09-14, 07:57 AM

Well actually if I was to enter a church I would probably burst into flames so instead I'm going to smoke a joint, go to the gym, and workout until I almost pass out, then on the brink of conscience life becomes surreal enough that anything is possible. Sure beats the hell out of blowing up and killing each other over small bits of dirt in the middle of the desert.

Now for something totally different…
Threw a load of wash into the machine this morning, just in the nick of time I realized that my new cell phone was in my jeans pocket, damn it really is a small phone, lol. Actually I feel kind of silly talking on it. I'm an unusually large woman and this is an unusually small phone. I have to hold it with just two fingers and feel like I've borrowed a toy phone from one of my childhood Barbie dolls.

So who is making the espresso this fine morning and what is for breakfast?

MrMaryLou · 2003-09-14, 08:16 AM

Breakfest a cheese omlet bacon and some begals with cream cheese please

kristian · 2003-09-14, 08:24 AM

Marlboro and black expresso . . . breakfast of champions

Cleo · 2003-09-14, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by MrMaryLou
Breakfest a cheese omlet bacon and some begals with cream cheese please

Sorry I'm feeling Jewish this morning, no eating dead pigs, how about some deep fried Jehovah Witnesses?

Surfn · 2003-09-14, 08:42 AM

Good Morning Folks

Today I'm burning non-adult movies most of the day.

I'm thinking about lunch at the moment. I had a bowl of Triple Berry Cheerios for breakfast 4 hours ago.

MrMaryLou · 2003-09-14, 10:17 AM

Micky Dees sure comes in handy when Cleo dont want to cook

spookyx · 2003-09-14, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by MrMaryLou
Micky Dees sure comes in handy when Cleo dont want to cook

Do they stare at your boob hat when you go in to order?

Cleo · 2003-09-14, 11:35 AM

I don't know I was kind of looking forward to some freshly fried Jehovah Witnesses with a side order of grilled movies.

Extreme John · 2003-09-14, 12:42 PM

Ill pass on the holy thing for today, except for being thankful, I Shale be Thankful for the hot girl that works in my Tanning Salon, I Shale be thankful that Extreme Nate & Extreme Eric have stopped dating. I am EXTREMELY Thankful for Jillian on the Fox Pre-Game show..... We Date & Have Sex

Linkster · 2003-09-14, 10:06 PM

John...didnt know you had a tanning salon too

got 3 nice young ladies running mine....I dont pay them very well, but I do give them Sunday off....heck its the bible belt..Id be run outta town if I didnt

Good day for lazing by the pool and watching football, thinking about the treadmill and gym....eating some wings and trying to get those other thoughts out of my mind....

misty3k · 2003-09-14, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Cleo

So who is making the espresso this fine morning and what is for breakfast?

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Well, I didn't make any espresso, but I had a really good cafe mocha at Swingers over on Beverly Blvd., as well as having breakfast with two good friends of mine in town from San Luis Obispo.

For breakfast, I had Burt Reynolds. Circa the centerfold from Cosmo.

(actually, its a 3cheese omlette....erm....omelette? dang...where's my spell check?!)

Afterwards, we worshipped at the house of 3-D movies! There's a 3-d film festival being held at the Egyptian Theater in hollywood, and it's been a blast! Didn't have money for the whole festival, but saw the stinker classic--Robot Monster! In glorious THREE D! Yesterday, we saw CatWomen on the Moon!

All in all-- a good weekend. Los Angeles can be fun!

~misty
(next weekend--Eddie Izzard!)

Surfn · 2003-09-14, 11:24 PM

Misty it sounds like you had a great weekend

misty3k · 2003-09-15, 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by Surfn
Misty it sounds like you had a great weekend

I still have a great big ole smile on my face from this weekend. Been a long time since I've had this much fun on ANY two days straight in a month!

Ahhhh. Feels good to have fun again. Depression sucks.

Extreme John · 2003-09-15, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Linkster
John...didnt know you had a tanning salon too got 3 nice young ladies running mine....I dont pay them very well, but I do give them Sunday off....heck its the bible belt..Id be run outta town if I didnt

Good day for lazing by the pool and watching football, thinking about the treadmill and gym....eating some wings and trying to get those other thoughts out of my mind....

Nope Linkster I wish I owned one, I keep saying im going to open one real soon, but I love the blonde at the one I go to

Hehehe, for as hot as she is, he should be paying her like $1k per hour, it makes me go there on Sundays and Im lazy on Sundays

Extreme John · 2003-09-15, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Linkster
John...didnt know you had a tanning salon too got 3 nice young ladies running mine....I dont pay them very well, but I do give them Sunday off....heck its the bible belt..Id be run outta town if I didnt

Good day for lazing by the pool and watching football, thinking about the treadmill and gym....eating some wings and trying to get those other thoughts out of my mind....

Nope Linkster I wish I owned one, I keep saying im going to open one real soon, but I love the blonde at the one I go to

Hehehe, for as hot as she is, he should be paying her like $1k per hour, it makes me go there on Sundays and Im lazy on Sundays

2003-09-14, 07:57 AM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	It's sunny Sunday, time to go to church and wind up god Well actually if I was to enter a church I would probably burst into flames so instead I'm going to smoke a joint, go to the gym, and workout until I almost pass out, then on the brink of conscience life becomes surreal enough that anything is possible. Sure beats the hell out of blowing up and killing each other over small bits of dirt in the middle of the desert. Now for something totally different… Threw a load of wash into the machine this morning, just in the nick of time I realized that my new cell phone was in my jeans pocket, damn it really is a small phone, lol. Actually I feel kind of silly talking on it. I'm an unusually large woman and this is an unusually small phone. I have to hold it with just two fingers and feel like I've borrowed a toy phone from one of my childhood Barbie dolls. So who is making the espresso this fine morning and what is for breakfast? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-09-14, 08:16 AM	#2
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Breakfest a cheese omlet bacon and some begals with cream cheese please __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2003-09-14, 08:42 AM	#5
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Good Morning Folks Today I'm burning non-adult movies most of the day. I'm thinking about lunch at the moment. I had a bowl of Triple Berry Cheerios for breakfast 4 hours ago. __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2003-09-14, 10:17 AM	#6
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Micky Dees sure comes in handy when Cleo dont want to cook __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2003-09-14, 11:35 AM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I don't know I was kind of looking forward to some freshly fried Jehovah Witnesses with a side order of grilled movies. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-09-14, 08:24 AM	#3
kristian Porn Movie Peddler Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Malta (France In Nov) Posts: 1,631	Marlboro and black expresso . . . breakfast of champions

2003-09-14, 12:42 PM	#9
Extreme John Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,671	Ill pass on the holy thing for today, except for being thankful, I Shale be Thankful for the hot girl that works in my Tanning Salon, I Shale be thankful that Extreme Nate & Extreme Eric have stopped dating. I am EXTREMELY Thankful for Jillian on the Fox Pre-Game show..... We Date & Have Sex __________________ September 6, 2007

2003-09-14, 10:06 PM	#10
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	John...didnt know you had a tanning salon too got 3 nice young ladies running mine....I dont pay them very well, but I do give them Sunday off....heck its the bible belt..Id be run outta town if I didnt Good day for lazing by the pool and watching football, thinking about the treadmill and gym....eating some wings and trying to get those other thoughts out of my mind.... __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2003-09-14, 11:24 PM	#12
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Misty it sounds like you had a great weekend __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?