I don't try to write Russian so maybe Russians shouldn't try to write english

Cleo · 2004-05-25, 10:04 AM

Nice ad copy, NOT.
"It’s been a while since you’ve last seen such disgrace. Curious young cheeks are looking for something new as their being perverted by wise age men. These men need the sensation of their yanking cocks gliding inside of young sluts. They want to feel forever young by cramming into tight pert arse. Check out these extraordinary scenes with brand new pics and videos of glistening and lambent quality."

Surfn · 2004-05-25, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Nice ad copy, NOT.
"It’s been a while since you’ve last seen such disgrace. Curious young cheeks are looking for something new as their being perverted by wise age men. These men need the sensation of their yanking cocks gliding inside of young sluts. They want to feel forever young by cramming into tight pert arse. Check out these extraordinary scenes with brand new pics and videos of glistening and lambent quality."

I see nothing wrong with that..other than it's a tad short.

DangerDave · 2004-05-25, 06:18 PM

Quote:

videos of glistening and lambent quality

WTF?? that must have been one hell of a translator....

DD

security_man · 2004-05-25, 09:13 PM

Quote:

These men need the sensation of their yanking cocks gliding inside of young sluts

genius... pure genius |pissleft|

Linkster · 2004-05-26, 06:49 AM

sounds a little "dissolute" to me

Definition: \Dis"so*lute\, a. [L. dissolutus, p. p. of dissolvere:
cf. F. dissolu. See {Dissolve}.]
1. With nerves unstrung; weak. [Obs.] --Spenser.

2. Loosed from restraint; esp., loose in morals and conduct;
recklessly abandoned to sensual pleasures; profligate;
wanton; lewd; debauched. ``A wild and dissolute soldier.''
--Motley.

Syn: Uncurbed; unbridled; disorderly; unrestrained; reckless;
wild; wanton; vicious; lax; licentious; lewd; rakish;
debauched; profligate.

Every time I see that word in my submits its an automatic delete

grzepa · 2004-05-26, 08:43 AM

Heheh I love those translated texts... you have to know that many of the foreign traffic filtering programs you use translate texts into polish equally "good"

If any poles reading it what do you thing about "wolna tura"

dallasdeb · 2004-05-26, 09:12 AM

ahh, but it gets better.......

Quote:

The most curious girls and most pervert men in the web. I couldn’t even dare thing, that dad’s friend would be that impudent to tickle my pubic…

Surfn · 2004-05-26, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dallasdeb
ahh, but it gets better.......

I thought that was your description...

vangend · 2004-05-26, 02:17 PM

One from today:
Magnificent teens with fresh boobs always wish to take pleasure in sexual games three together

This guys english is getting better every month

Altheon · 2004-05-26, 02:35 PM

These are great! I needed a good laugh this morning.

-A

stuveltje · 2004-05-26, 04:31 PM

And people say i am dutch chinese, well i am glad some are worser then me

dallasdeb · 2004-05-26, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Surfn
I thought that was your description...

lassiter · 2004-05-27, 12:13 PM

This is all hilarious, but I'll bet that's just the kind of text that will result in good SE traffic. |cool|

2004-05-25, 10:04 AM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I don't try to write Russian so maybe Russians shouldn't try to write english Nice ad copy, NOT. "It’s been a while since you’ve last seen such disgrace. Curious young cheeks are looking for something new as their being perverted by wise age men. These men need the sensation of their yanking cocks gliding inside of young sluts. They want to feel forever young by cramming into tight pert arse. Check out these extraordinary scenes with brand new pics and videos of glistening and lambent quality." __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-05-26, 06:49 AM	#5
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	sounds a little "dissolute" to me Definition: \Dis"so*lute\, a. [L. dissolutus, p. p. of dissolvere: cf. F. dissolu. See {Dissolve}.] 1. With nerves unstrung; weak. [Obs.] --Spenser. 2. Loosed from restraint; esp., loose in morals and conduct; recklessly abandoned to sensual pleasures; profligate; wanton; lewd; debauched. ``A wild and dissolute soldier.'' --Motley. Syn: Uncurbed; unbridled; disorderly; unrestrained; reckless; wild; wanton; vicious; lax; licentious; lewd; rakish; debauched; profligate. Every time I see that word in my submits its an automatic delete __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2004-05-26, 08:43 AM	#6
grzepa You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 980	Heheh I love those translated texts... you have to know that many of the foreign traffic filtering programs you use translate texts into polish equally "good" If any poles reading it what do you thing about "wolna tura" __________________ RATIOS SUCK ? - TRY REALITYCASH !

2004-05-26, 04:31 PM	#11
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	And people say i am dutch chinese, well i am glad some are worser then me __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2004-05-26, 02:17 PM	#9
vangend Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: South Africa Posts: 70	One from today: Magnificent teens with fresh boobs always wish to take pleasure in sexual games three together This guys english is getting better every month

2004-05-26, 02:35 PM	#10
Altheon Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 74	These are great! I needed a good laugh this morning. -A

2004-05-27, 12:13 PM	#13
lassiter I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 473	This is all hilarious, but I'll bet that's just the kind of text that will result in good SE traffic. \|cool\|