The real Moral of the Story!

MMemmer · 2003-09-17, 10:36 AM

I just wanted to pass this along as I really thought it was great!

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered
up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited
all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel
and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement,
he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was
astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the
donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,
he
would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed,
as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells
just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

OK, that's enough of that Bullshit. The donkey later came back, caught
the farmer out in the field and kicked the shit out of him. Then he went
over to each of his neighbors farms and kicked the shit out of them too
for helping.

The REAL Moral:

When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.

Surfn · 2003-09-17, 10:41 AM

LMAO!

matt · 2003-09-17, 06:51 PM

I like it!

2003-09-17, 10:36 AM	#1
MMemmer The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 170	The real Moral of the Story! I just wanted to pass this along as I really thought it was great! One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off. The Moral: Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up! Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less. OK, that's enough of that Bullshit. The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and kicked the shit out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbors farms and kicked the shit out of them too for helping. The REAL Moral: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you. __________________ Mark@Caro.Net ICQ# 40467849, AIM MMemmer333

2003-09-17, 10:41 AM	#2
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	LMAO! __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2003-09-17, 06:51 PM	#3
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