A Brief Note About Balls

Sumrpal · 2006-03-19, 08:33 AM

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck?

The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.

There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys."

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

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Toby · 2006-03-19, 08:46 AM

A nice story, but just a story, no basis in fact.

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm

Simon · 2006-03-19, 08:56 AM

Toby, there isn't a week that goes by where I don't have to send someone a link to snopes.com

I think they should teach kids about it in school.

bunky2u · 2006-03-19, 01:02 PM

lol... so true. Whenever I get one of those emails from my friends saying "OMG! look at this, they are going to: start charging postage rates on email; make bonzai kittins; spread nasty viruses that target your zero sector!" I usually can find something on Snopes to show them that it is a hoax.

BTW, I did find out about Snopes when I went back to high school.

biftek · 2006-03-19, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

A nice story, but just a story, no basis in fact.

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm

can someone tell me when did snopes becomes the truth bringer? i mean what makes snope any different then any other site out on the net ?

2006-03-19, 08:33 AM	#1
Sumrpal If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 241	A Brief Note About Balls In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!" ***

2006-03-19, 08:46 AM	#2
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	A nice story, but just a story, no basis in fact. http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2006-03-19, 08:56 AM	#3
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Toby, there isn't a week that goes by where I don't have to send someone a link to snopes.com I think they should teach kids about it in school. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-03-19, 01:02 PM	#4
bunky2u Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alberta Canada Posts: 183	lol... so true. Whenever I get one of those emails from my friends saying "OMG! look at this, they are going to: start charging postage rates on email; make bonzai kittins; spread nasty viruses that target your zero sector!" I usually can find something on Snopes to show them that it is a hoax. BTW, I did find out about Snopes when I went back to high school. __________________ XXX Link Dump submit away! =)

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