Some donts for free site submitters

[stuveltje]

Dont fucking use hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pics on index or main or galleries, dont fucking use hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee text on index, main or galleries, the big pics also count for the title of your page, i dont wanna see an half page pic for an title of your page and dont use that same pic for main or gallery, dont put the main page full with text and links for the paysite and then finally after i have scrolled the page to te bottom i get to the galleries, i will reject you..., dont make the text and adds bigger then the gallery links and yes i can mention ton of reasons more....fucking check all before you submit......hmmmmmmmm that was nice oh and i forgot a big one dont submit a page with 20 linkbacks to other linksites if i dont know you as a submitter

[Nickname]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

Dont fucking use hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pics on index or main or galleries, dont fucking use hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee text on index, main or galleries, the big pics also count for the title of your page, i dont wanna see an half page pic for an title of your page and dont use that same pic for main or gallery, dont put the main page full with text and links for the paysite and then finally after i have scrolled the page to te bottom i get to the galleries, i will reject you..., dont make the text and adds bigger then the gallery links and yes i can mention ton of reasons more....fucking check all before you submit......hmmmmmmmm that was nice oh and i forgot a big one dont submit a page with 20 linkbacks to other linksites if i dont know you as a submitter

All those things should be common sence. The "don't make the text and ads bigger than the gallery links" isn't that a bit harsh though? I could understand if you meant the text used in the ads but the whole ads?

[Cleo]

Don't smoke weed and submit...

Oh wait...

[ponygirl]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Don't smoke weed and submit...

uh oh...



edit - actually come to think of it, I've been making my text ads & fonts bigger lately too (although I try to make the gallery links around the same) I hope I'm not pissing anyone off

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by ponygirl

uh oh...



edit - actually come to think of it, I've been making my text ads & fonts bigger lately too (although I try to make the gallery links around the same) I hope I'm not pissing anyone off

Just me!

I've noticed that I've recently been bumping up the font sizes as well, maybe a recent push for higher screen rezes has affected us.

BTW, I could never be mad at ponygirl, I like chicks that know how to wear a bridle!

[stuveltje]

All those things should be common sence. The "don't make the text and ads bigger than the gallery links" isn't that a bit harsh though? I could understand if you meant the text used in the ads but the whole ads?

well a bit bigger isnt bad, but it seems most submitters think the reviewer is blind and make the sales text hugeeee, now that can be oke if they wouldnt make the gallery links very small

[tigermom]

Some examples would be helpful. I am not at all sure what the rant is all about at this point. Yes, I make my sales text large. The links to the galleries are clear and larger as well - nothing hidden, but the sales text is fairly large too. I want to make them look at it after all

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by tigermom

Some examples would be helpful. I am not at all sure what the rant is all about at this point. Yes, I make my sales text large. The links to the galleries are clear and larger as well - nothing hidden, but the sales text is fairly large too. I want to make them look at it after all

well if you think your text is oke then dont be worried about it, i started my rant to the tons of other free site sumitters who dont have their text the right way

[Useless]

Here's a don't: Don't reply to a rejection notice with the intention of arguing your side, even if you realize YOU ARE WRONG. There is nothing so special about you or your sites that I am going to ignore well-known and common sense rules for you. And if you think that insulting the links that do get listed [while yours do not] is going to further your argument - you're fucking wrong.

The only reason to ever reply to a rejection notice to is to say something like, "hey, thanks for pointing that out. I'm fixing it and resubmitting."

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Here's a don't: Don't reply to a rejection notice with the intention of arguing your side, even if you realize YOU ARE WRONG. There is nothing so special about you or your sites that I am going to ignore well-known and common sense rules for you. And if you think that insulting the links that do get listed [while yours do not] is going to further your argument - you're fucking wrong.

The only reason to ever reply to a rejection notice to is to say something like, "hey, thanks for pointing that out. I'm fixing it and resubmitting."

"AMEN" to that one, oh damn i like your post so much

[Greenguy]

Just a head's up - Board Tracker sent me an alert about this thread being spoken about on another board.

While I know what the purpose of the tread is, please don't think that any one Link List owners speaks for all Link Lists.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Greenie

Just a head's up - Board Tracker sent me an alert about this thread being spoken about on another board.

While I know what the purpose of the tread is, please don't think that any one Link List owners speaks for all Link Lists.

wah i didnt do it, it wasnt me, i am just an nice dutch girl speaking for herself and the linksites i review for and like to nag about those goddam moron submitters i see everyday which arent submiiting by the rules oke and yep i am only speaking about the sites i review for...so you got an message from boardtracker, how do you get those?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenie

....please don't think that any one Link List owners speaks for all Link Lists.

We really should choose a king.

[bDok]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

We really should choose a king.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

We really should choose a king.

I motion that it's MrMaryLou.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I motion that it's MrMaryLou.

i vote for MMl too then he can be santa king or king santa

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I motion that it's MrMaryLou.

I was thinking Yahook or that new schmuck who copied the descriptions from the LOR and whose first free site was an exact copy some other guy's. I figure if the president can be an assclown, why can't the king be one too?

[MrMaryLou]

Me King

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

Me King

yes you are

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

Me King

It's your ability to communicate via message boards that swayed me to nominate you

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Greenie

It's your ability to communicate via message boards that swayed me to nominate you

well thats a differcence for me, i would vote for MML, first because he looks like santa and then second, i know mml since i started this bizz, i went to all chats at adult netsurprise where he was the guy doing the chats that time, he learned me alot and i got the hots for reviewing too, i prefer to review instead of making a free site or gallery, i think reviewing is interestig while others find it boring like hell, but still mml is the nr1 reviewer for me, he is nice and answers all the questions the submitters have, thats very cool, but i go back to my first choise ...MMl is santa

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Greenie

It's your ability to communicate via message boards that swayed me to nominate you

now see thats gets me confuse about the english or usa language, you used "communicate via message boards" the word via we would use in the same sentence in dutch, i would think instead of "via" you usa guys would use the word "thru", i realy need some ewnglish lessons thursday the first lesson!
And i bow for the new king . "KING SANTA MML"

[Cleo]

MML does have nicer tits (and a lot more of them) then Stu.

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

now see thats gets me confuse about the english or usa language, you used "communicate via message boards" the word via we would use in the same sentence in dutch, i would think instead of "via" you usa guys would use the word "thru", i realy need some ewnglish lessons thursday the first lesson!
And i bow for the new king . "KING SANTA MML"

"Via" means "by way of" so "communicate via message boards" is the same as "communicate by way of message boards" and "communicate thru (through) message boards.

Here endeth the first English lesson (not that I'm any scholar)

Last yeer I couldn't even speel webmister, now I are one....

[Useless]

I still say we need a king that is neither liked nor respected. That way, no one will be pissed when I lead a coup against him/her/it.