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			 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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	Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ![]()  | 
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			 And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Aug 2008 
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		 LOL, where can we pre-order!?! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 sign me up! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Is it naptime yet?  | 
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			 Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button 
			
			
		
			
			
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