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2003-09-14, 07:57 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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It's sunny Sunday, time to go to church and wind up god
 Well actually if I was to enter a church I would probably burst into flames so instead I'm going to smoke a joint, go to the gym, and workout until I almost pass out, then on the brink of conscience life becomes surreal enough that anything is possible. Sure beats the hell out of blowing up and killing each other over small bits of dirt in the middle of the desert. Now for something totally different… Threw a load of wash into the machine this morning, just in the nick of time I realized that my new cell phone was in my jeans pocket, damn it really is a small phone, lol. Actually I feel kind of silly talking on it. I'm an unusually large woman and this is an unusually small phone. I have to hold it with just two fingers and feel like I've borrowed a toy phone from one of my childhood Barbie dolls. So who is making the espresso this fine morning and what is for breakfast?  |
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2003-09-14, 08:16 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Breakfest a cheese omlet bacon and some begals with cream cheese please
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2003-09-14, 08:24 AM
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Porn Movie Peddler
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Marlboro and black expresso . . . breakfast of champions
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2003-09-14, 08:30 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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2003-09-14, 08:42 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Good Morning Folks
 Today I'm burning non-adult movies most of the day. I'm thinking about lunch at the moment. I had a bowl of Triple Berry Cheerios for breakfast 4 hours ago.  |
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2003-09-14, 10:17 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Micky Dees sure comes in handy when Cleo dont want to cook
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2003-09-14, 11:15 AM
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2003-09-14, 11:35 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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I don't know I was kind of looking forward to some freshly fried Jehovah Witnesses with a side order of grilled movies.
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2003-09-14, 12:42 PM
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Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!"
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Ill pass on the holy thing for today, except for being thankful, I Shale be Thankful for the hot girl that works in my Tanning Salon, I Shale be thankful that Extreme Nate & Extreme Eric have stopped dating. I am EXTREMELY Thankful for Jillian on the Fox Pre-Game show..... We Date & Have Sex
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2003-09-14, 10:06 PM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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John...didnt know you had a tanning salon too
got 3 nice young ladies running mine....I dont pay them very well, but I do give them Sunday off....heck its the bible belt..Id be run outta town if I didnt Good day for lazing by the pool and watching football, thinking about the treadmill and gym....eating some wings and trying to get those other thoughts out of my mind.... |
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2003-09-14, 11:00 PM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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Re: It's sunny Sunday, time to go to church and wind up god
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For breakfast, I had Burt Reynolds. Circa the centerfold from Cosmo. (actually, its a 3cheese omlette....erm....omelette? dang...where's my spell check?!)Afterwards, we worshipped at the house of 3-D movies! There's a 3-d film festival being held at the Egyptian Theater in hollywood, and it's been a blast! Didn't have money for the whole festival, but saw the stinker classic--Robot Monster! In glorious THREE D! Yesterday, we saw CatWomen on the Moon! All in all-- a good weekend. Los Angeles can be fun! ~misty (next weekend--Eddie Izzard!) |
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2003-09-14, 11:24 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Misty it sounds like you had a great weekend
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2003-09-15, 02:05 AM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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Ahhhh. Feels good to have fun again. Depression sucks. |
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2003-09-15, 08:58 PM
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Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!"
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Hehehe, for as hot as she is, he should be paying her like $1k per hour, it makes me go there on Sundays and Im lazy on Sundays
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Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!"
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Hehehe, for as hot as she is, he should be paying her like $1k per hour, it makes me go there on Sundays and Im lazy on Sundays
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