| 
| 
 | 
 | 
 | 
 | 
 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#1 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
			
			 last night was one of those real foggy nights the kind that remind me of Jack London Novel 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			My power cord shorted out so I check it out decide I can just cut it splice it and be back in business no biggie. To make a long story short I stuck the end of my index finger with one of those Ginsu cut anything steak knives, the fucking knife, went right to the bone (actually the tip went into the bone a little, felt the tug when I pulled the knife back) Friggin cut is only like a quarter inch long, finger is swollen, blue, pain down to my elbow, and I've felt queasy and out of it all day. My right shoulder has been screwed up for a couple weeks pain sucks what a sissy boy ![]() 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense 
			I'll Tell You Later  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#2 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 That will learn ya that steak knives do not belong in a tool box. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	get better soon.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#3 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Aug 2003 
				Location: maine 
				
				
					Posts: 447
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 TP you sound like the kinda guy that don't keep spares around. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Ouch yeah I did that once or twice glad its always the tip of the finger and not a arm or leg hahaah  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#4 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Thanx Guys 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Wife found a Rocha (Mexican pain pill) for me so I will be stoned or asleep when the radio show starts Who needs spares Tiny, a steak knife, duct tape, bailing wire, pliers and a big fuckin hammer will fix most things ![]() 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense 
			I'll Tell You Later  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#5 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Is it over already? 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie 
				
				
					Posts: 890
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 If you can't fix it.... duct it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#6 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Aug 2003 
				Location: maine 
				
				
					Posts: 447
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 hhhmmm let me know when ya use the hammer i'll pray for ya haha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#7 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
   Hammer last resort ![]() 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense 
			I'll Tell You Later  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#8 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Former pr0n slinger. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Ouch... I kinda got the shivers when I read that. For some reasons I have a disgust for knife wounds. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Heal fast and hope your arm doesn't fall off ![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#9 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 I'm with Fonz - that made me cringe when I read it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Of course, it also sounds like something that I'd do too ![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#10 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 FKA AdultLegal-Jim 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 have to take the drive down across the border for some cheap pain meds now Pat. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			and don't let the girls know you're a sissy, hard to keep your pimp hand strong that way 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
			 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#11 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense 
			I'll Tell You Later  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#12 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 FKA AdultLegal-Jim 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
	 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
			 | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#13 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Operator! Give me the number for 911! 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Dec 2004 
				
				
				
					Posts: 139
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 sue the company that made the knife  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Submit Your Freesites to <a href="http://www.fuckthensuck.com/submit.html"> Fuck Then Suck </a> and <a href="http://www.xxxpicssex.com/submit.php"> XXX Pics Sex </a> <br>Email me your comments!  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#14 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Mar 2003 
				Location: Southeast Florida 
				
				
					Posts: 27,936
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 Next time be more prepared and take the pain pill before you start working. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
| 		
			
			 | 
		#15 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 BANNED 
			
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Dec 2004 
				
				
				
					Posts: 62
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		 ouch! sounds painful to hurt your fingers. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 | 
![]()  | 
	
	
		
  | 
	
		
  |