The Official Why Didn't My Site Get Listed At Javes Thread - Page 4

Useless · 2005-07-30, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

This one didn't make it seems...

http://www.freeporncorner.com/group/...some/swinging/

Too much fucking.

Please resubmit it, Fonz. I don't see it any evidence of it anywhere.

http://www.javes.com/webmasters/index.html

subgay · 2005-08-10, 03:05 PM

Hi, why is http://www.pussyweblog.com declined ?

Useless · 2005-08-10, 04:46 PM

I don't recall ever seeing that one, but I'm sure if I had - I would have declined it. It's not a blog, it's just a bunch of hosted galleries that happen to be listed using WordPress.

Jim · 2005-08-10, 05:21 PM

It was submitted as a hard link trade.

subgay · 2005-08-10, 06:02 PM

Oke, then i delete the linktrade

If it is no blog, what is your definition of a blog ?

Useless · 2005-08-10, 06:28 PM

Go here and figure it out for yourself. Look at other peoples' blogs and see where yours is seriously lacking in content and purpose.

Licker4U · 2005-08-11, 04:06 PM

I still can't get the submit page to come up. Cd34 said he would get things fixed but I haven't heard anything since July 27. Evidently AOHell isn't passing two fields when it goes through their proxy server. (According to Cd34) I'm not having any problems at any other link lists so I'm very confused. I don't use any firewalls, anti this or that, or virus protection. I have a backlog of sites to get submitted....

Useless · 2005-08-11, 11:01 PM

Sorry I haven't replied till now, but I'm absolutely buried. I only have to time for piss breaks and name-calling.

I have zero clue what kind of weird security thingies (technical term) are integrated into Javes' script. I wish I could help you. I would suggest submitting them all through Jim's Help Desk here, but I think that would make him start kicking his dogs again.

Greenguy · 2005-08-11, 11:06 PM

Jim has dogs?

pornrex · 2005-08-12, 04:35 PM

Hey UW

Just got your decline email for this site:

http://www.pornrex.com/teenieorgasm/teens/

Could you help me out and tell me what needs to be done to correct this?

Thanks
pornrex

Useless · 2005-08-12, 05:11 PM

Damn pornrex, you're fast! I just got done reviewing over there. You're like zoooooooom.

Anyway,

It really lacks center tags within the cells, IE <td align=center> - so it defaults to the left in good browsers. The various elements look fine in IE, so I would have approved it, but you have that big ugly chunk of linked text on http://www.pornrex.com/teenieorgasm/teens/main.html
It's not rule breaker obviously, it's just a personal preference. When you have a shit load of text describing your sponsor, don't link it all. Link only one line or phrase, like this:

<p>This motherfucking paysite is the best fucking site on the entire cocksucking internet. You won't find skeezier cumsluts with looser fuck-holes anywhere else. <a href=sponsor.com>SUCK ON MY FREE TOUR</a> Don't forget to floss. Your mother said Hi! Blah, blah blah</p>

That way it prettys it up and you don't get surfers pissed off because they mistakenly click on a monstrous paragragh.

pornrex · 2005-08-12, 06:00 PM

Ok UW.

I think I understand now what you are referring to.
I will fix it up sometime tomorrow (unfortuantely I have a prior engagement that I must attend this evening) and then I'll re-submit it.
Thanks for the tip.

analgalleries · 2005-08-12, 08:15 PM

Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

Surfn · 2005-08-12, 08:17 PM

GG has horses?

Useless · 2005-08-12, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by analgalleries

Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

That would be my best advice too. Don't bother because you might get rejected. That's the same philosophy that left me a virgin until I was eighteen.

BTW, I don't know what you're referring to, but if you have any specific questions, I can be pretty helpful.

Greenguy · 2005-08-12, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by analgalleries

Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

There are currently 23,717 sites listed on the Link O'Rama & probably 3 or 4 times as many that were not listed. So should I just guess at which one is yours so I can tell you what you did wrong?

Or would you just like to keep bitching without posting the URL of the site you submitted?

Jim · 2005-08-13, 08:04 AM

What was the reason you got from us? I suspect you used the wrong form.

Greenguy · 2005-08-13, 09:26 AM

I suspect he submitted a gallery

sue-fl · 2005-08-13, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by analgalleries

Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

Damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!! Your advice is kind of dumb, as without those two my traffic would be shit. I could have sworn they rode Harleys not horses.....

Litwa · 2005-08-13, 09:17 PM

hi :-)
why my sites was not listed, why?
http://www.titshunters.com/bustykerrystrips/index.htm with comment: We're sorry, we declined your site.

and another:

with trashin comment The reviewer felt that the site lacked quality. It didn't necessarily break any submission rules, but it simply wasn't anything we'd like to list.

http://www.titshunters.com/sexyeyesbigboobs/index.htm
they cant be so bad, do thet? :-)

Thx

Useless · 2005-08-13, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litwa

hi :-)
why my sites was not listed, why?
http://www.titshunters.com/bustykerrystrips/index.htm with comment: We're sorry, we declined your site.

and another:

with trashin comment The reviewer felt that the site lacked quality. It didn't necessarily break any submission rules, but it simply wasn't anything we'd like to list.

http://www.titshunters.com/sexyeyesbigboobs/index.htm
they cant be so bad, do thet? :-)

Thx

On the first site, make the text in the recips legible and I'd be happy to list it. Big space for recip, but tiny text in a horrible font that I have to squint to read.

You need to work on your descriptions as well. I get tired of re-writing descriptions. It was most likely the description that tipped the scale on the second rejected site. "Sexy, real big breasted babes with perfect looking eyes work hard giving blowjob." The site itself looks ok, but if I have to continously re-write descriptions for a submitter, their sites better be outstanding.

Litwa · 2005-08-14, 03:38 AM

ok, thx

Greenguy · 2005-08-14, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...I get tired of re-writing descriptions...

And you call yourself a reviewer?

Jim · 2005-08-14, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

And you call yourself a reviewer?

The finest reviewer of all time. But, he does wake up just a little late at times. I think I will start doing some approving

He seems to hate when I do it but the submitters love it

Cleo · 2005-08-14, 10:22 AM

Personally I find the delete to be much faster then trying to rewrite someone's crappy description.

2005-08-10, 04:46 PM	#78
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I don't recall ever seeing that one, but I'm sure if I had - I would have declined it. It's not a blog, it's just a bunch of hosted galleries that happen to be listed using WordPress. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-10, 06:28 PM	#81
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Go here and figure it out for yourself. Look at other peoples' blogs and see where yours is seriously lacking in content and purpose. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-11, 04:06 PM	#82
Licker4U Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera Posts: 2,377	I still can't get the submit page to come up. Cd34 said he would get things fixed but I haven't heard anything since July 27. Evidently AOHell isn't passing two fields when it goes through their proxy server. (According to Cd34) I'm not having any problems at any other link lists so I'm very confused. I don't use any firewalls, anti this or that, or virus protection. I have a backlog of sites to get submitted.... __________________ Submit to Girls That Squirt , Hairy Pussy Links and Best Wet Pussy

2005-08-11, 11:01 PM	#83
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Sorry I haven't replied till now, but I'm absolutely buried. I only have to time for piss breaks and name-calling. I have zero clue what kind of weird security thingies (technical term) are integrated into Javes' script. I wish I could help you. I would suggest submitting them all through Jim's Help Desk here, but I think that would make him start kicking his dogs again. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-11, 11:06 PM	#84
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Jim has dogs? __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-08-10, 03:05 PM	#77
subgay Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 8	Hi, why is http://www.pussyweblog.com declined ?

2005-08-10, 05:21 PM	#79
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	It was submitted as a hard link trade.

2005-08-10, 06:02 PM	#80
subgay Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 8	Oke, then i delete the linktrade If it is no blog, what is your definition of a blog ?

2005-08-12, 04:35 PM	#85
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	Hey UW Just got your decline email for this site: http://www.pornrex.com/teenieorgasm/teens/ Could you help me out and tell me what needs to be done to correct this? Thanks pornrex __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-08-12, 05:11 PM	#86
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Damn pornrex, you're fast! I just got done reviewing over there. You're like zoooooooom. Anyway, It really lacks center tags within the cells, IE <td align=center> - so it defaults to the left in good browsers. The various elements look fine in IE, so I would have approved it, but you have that big ugly chunk of linked text on http://www.pornrex.com/teenieorgasm/teens/main.html It's not rule breaker obviously, it's just a personal preference. When you have a shit load of text describing your sponsor, don't link it all. Link only one line or phrase, like this: <p>This motherfucking paysite is the best fucking site on the entire cocksucking internet. You won't find skeezier cumsluts with looser fuck-holes anywhere else. <a href=sponsor.com>SUCK ON MY FREE TOUR</a> Don't forget to floss. Your mother said Hi! Blah, blah blah</p> That way it prettys it up and you don't get surfers pissed off because they mistakenly click on a monstrous paragragh. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-12, 06:00 PM	#87
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	Ok UW. I think I understand now what you are referring to. I will fix it up sometime tomorrow (unfortuantely I have a prior engagement that I must attend this evening) and then I'll re-submit it. Thanks for the tip. __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-08-12, 08:15 PM	#88
analgalleries Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 21	Refused Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

2005-08-12, 08:17 PM	#89
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	GG has horses? __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-08-13, 08:04 AM	#92
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	What was the reason you got from us? I suspect you used the wrong form.

2005-08-13, 09:26 AM	#93
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I suspect he submitted a gallery __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-08-13, 09:17 PM	#95
Litwa A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Poland Posts: 53	hi :-) why my sites was not listed, why? http://www.titshunters.com/bustykerrystrips/index.htm with comment: We're sorry, we declined your site. and another: with trashin comment The reviewer felt that the site lacked quality. It didn't necessarily break any submission rules, but it simply wasn't anything we'd like to list. http://www.titshunters.com/sexyeyesbigboobs/index.htm they cant be so bad, do thet? :-) Thx __________________ One real world is enought ...

2005-08-14, 03:38 AM	#97
Litwa A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Poland Posts: 53	ok, thx __________________ One real world is enought ...

2005-08-14, 10:22 AM	#100
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