Want To Do A Joint Venture?

T Pat · 2005-09-02, 03:45 AM

I have to much going on and need to focus on a project that I'm doing with a friend, but I also have 3 pet projects that I would like to see launched, so I was thinking of a fifty fifty joint venture with a graphic artist or someone that wants to fund and oversee the the artwork. Here's what I have in mind:

LISTENTODICK.COM an xrated cell phone site that has automated product reviews (data feeds) a members message board, Sales of cell phone advertising, x rated screen savers,dial tones, phone sex numbers, and members E-mail addresses
Site will be virally advertised by giving away "No Dicks" and "Hey I'm A Dick of course I'm going to Fuck you" screen savers.

SAVESKIPPY.COM I have two goals for saveskippy.com raise some fast easy cash and to prove that there are allot worse things in this world than me photographing hookers.
Site will be a flash animated cartoon staring Skippy a cute cuddly looking puppy
Scene 1: Skippy playing with a couple of kids in a backyard,
Scene 2: kids being called in the house,
Scene 3: three lowlife looking teenagers cruising in a car throwing a couple firecrackers out the window to startle people on the sidewalk and one of them making the statement "I'm bored",
Scene 4: Skippy finding out the gate is open and taking off down the street,
Scene 5: Lowlifes spotting Skippy and calling him to the car,
Scene 6: Low lives going down the street Skippy and the Kid in back playing, the kids in front start making fun of the kid in the back seat and calling him a sissy because he is playing with Skippy
Scene 7: Kid in the back seat starts a rope around Skippy's neck and snarls "pull this car over I'll show you who's a sissy"
Scene 8: The Driver says "I got it tie the rope to the bumper and we will see how fast he can run", the kid in the passenger seat says "stick a fire cracker up his ass and light it", Kid in the back seat is has Skippy hanging and the dog is whimpering and looks terrified, he says I was going to hang him from a tree and make a Pinnate out of him but now I'm not sure".
Scene 9: The kids that were playing with the puppy earlier in tears then one crys out "Please Save Skippy"
The Billing Screen Then Comes Up with the Headline Skippy's Fate Is In Your Hands Finale Episode Of Save Skippy will be broadcast at 12p.m. December 31st every vote counts (and every vote will cost them #1.25)
will have save Skippy and a preview (short clip of the lowlifes getting beat up)
Give Skippy the Speed Test, Blow Skippy's Ass Up and Hit Skippy Till He Spills Candy

STUPIDITYINACTION.COM Video Blog Pod casts, RSS Feeds, GW Stupid Comments Ring Tones and Animated GW Screen Savers Short of GW picking his nose stuttering and thing to make him look and sound foolish should sell

T Pat · 2005-09-03, 02:31 PM

************.com is doing the artwork for listen to dick
Any Other Propositions?

Useless · 2005-09-06, 07:27 PM

You're a busy fucker, Pat.

T Pat · 2005-09-08, 03:52 PM

Just want to give a big thumbs up to ************.com they wipped my Mr. Dick right out at a very good price.
Still looking for someone to do a joint ventue with saveskippy.com and stupidityinaction.com

and to the person that moved my post to this thread why?

2005-09-03, 02:31 PM	#2
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	************.com is doing the artwork for listen to dick Any Other Propositions? __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2005-09-06, 07:27 PM	#3
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2005-09-08, 03:52 PM	#4
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	Just want to give a big thumbs up to ************.com they wipped my Mr. Dick right out at a very good price. Still looking for someone to do a joint ventue with saveskippy.com and stupidityinaction.com and to the person that moved my post to this thread why? __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2005-09-02, 03:45 AM	#1
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	Want To Do A Joint Venture? I have to much going on and need to focus on a project that I'm doing with a friend, but I also have 3 pet projects that I would like to see launched, so I was thinking of a fifty fifty joint venture with a graphic artist or someone that wants to fund and oversee the the artwork. Here's what I have in mind: LISTENTODICK.COM an xrated cell phone site that has automated product reviews (data feeds) a members message board, Sales of cell phone advertising, x rated screen savers,dial tones, phone sex numbers, and members E-mail addresses Site will be virally advertised by giving away "No Dicks" and "Hey I'm A Dick of course I'm going to Fuck you" screen savers. SAVESKIPPY.COM I have two goals for saveskippy.com raise some fast easy cash and to prove that there are allot worse things in this world than me photographing hookers. Site will be a flash animated cartoon staring Skippy a cute cuddly looking puppy Scene 1: Skippy playing with a couple of kids in a backyard, Scene 2: kids being called in the house, Scene 3: three lowlife looking teenagers cruising in a car throwing a couple firecrackers out the window to startle people on the sidewalk and one of them making the statement "I'm bored", Scene 4: Skippy finding out the gate is open and taking off down the street, Scene 5: Lowlifes spotting Skippy and calling him to the car, Scene 6: Low lives going down the street Skippy and the Kid in back playing, the kids in front start making fun of the kid in the back seat and calling him a sissy because he is playing with Skippy Scene 7: Kid in the back seat starts a rope around Skippy's neck and snarls "pull this car over I'll show you who's a sissy" Scene 8: The Driver says "I got it tie the rope to the bumper and we will see how fast he can run", the kid in the passenger seat says "stick a fire cracker up his ass and light it", Kid in the back seat is has Skippy hanging and the dog is whimpering and looks terrified, he says I was going to hang him from a tree and make a Pinnate out of him but now I'm not sure". Scene 9: The kids that were playing with the puppy earlier in tears then one crys out "Please Save Skippy" The Billing Screen Then Comes Up with the Headline Skippy's Fate Is In Your Hands Finale Episode Of Save Skippy will be broadcast at 12p.m. December 31st every vote counts (and every vote will cost them #1.25) will have save Skippy and a preview (short clip of the lowlifes getting beat up) Give Skippy the Speed Test, Blow Skippy's Ass Up and Hit Skippy Till He Spills Candy STUPIDITYINACTION.COM Video Blog Pod casts, RSS Feeds, GW Stupid Comments Ring Tones and Animated GW Screen Savers Short of GW picking his nose stuttering and thing to make him look and sound foolish should sell __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later