What the?

[DangerDave]

(originally found by Garv)

http://www.ping-net.com/ping/onazuri/200208.html

DD

[Jim]

That does look interesting. I tried to translate but couldn't.

[Greenguy]

Did ya try it?

[DangerDave]

What I want to know is.... where's the BUY link

DD

[Cleo]

Here is what my Mac says it says.

1 fishing masturbation 2002 August edition everyone, carp ちょ る
kana - っ! イナリ doctor of オナ slipping laboratory. "The plug
it slips and" says thing of masturbation of the man, but this word, to
tell the truth as for "fishing and" we having been derived the kana
which we have known. That former times, the skipper appearing in
fishing, when becoming lonesome, it consoled by his with the
masturbation which used サオ and the reel so. When that form is seen
from the edge, the skipper the fish being, as fished by his, from the
fact that it is visible, "the skipper fish"... eventually, "the plug
slip", it stopped, so. フォッ, フ ォ ッ and フ ォ ッ. Long,
you wrote, but all lie. The ま which does it is! With being the case
that it is said, this time, you used the fishing rod of the toy, ' 1
fishing masturbation ' you will instruct. As for those which you
prepare toy set of the fishing for the child. Then a strap for
prevention of portable telephone falling the elastic cord braid and
like the photograph there should have been the wax.

First the wheel of the elastic cord braid which is set in チムポ
probably will be made. Stretching the seeing glory, when it makes in
large texture, becoming スカスカ, stand is in part to do, being
too small, チムポ being painful, it is troubled. While trying many
degrees, making the wheel of exactly good size. When one wheel is
produced, about 5 millimeters than that the wheel of large texture one
more probably will be made. And, the wheel which first was made in the
attaching root of チムポ, the wheel of a little large texture which
in the kalium neck was made from after is installed. When this is
possible, while looking at the photograph carefully, first you will
install the strap for the portable telephone in the knot of the
elastic cord braid of the attaching root part through through the
elastic cord braid of the kalium head. When you tie the strap and the
fishline lastly, completion.

Completion! ! As for the point of this masturbation modulo, the part
of strap field plug condition extending and/or shrinking the dot which
the reverse side of the turtle head feeling well is stimulated. In
order for the empty and the part here to become feeling better, a
thicker elastic cord braid it is wound when, those of supporter
condition are wound when, as for that each one devising, we want
finding the best manner.

Practice! ! The ぁ, then thinking with main point of fishing and
raising the っ drill pole, hoisting the reel. And, in addition
resetting the reel, iteration of the thing which it loosens. Thousand
times the time where it iterates イク the wax て. This "fishes
truth, thousand"!

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[Extreme John]

Ok, now ll I need is that translated and Ill be good to go and ready to buy.