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Old 2005-11-25, 11:13 AM   #1
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Ohhh, Ohhh...look what I think I am getting for Christmas

http://www.commandsurplus.com/cs/pro...oducts_weight=

Should make a nice hole in some unsuspecting thief
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Old 2005-11-25, 12:25 PM   #2
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You are getting a gun so that you can kill things???
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Old 2005-11-25, 12:29 PM   #3
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Nah...I am getting a gun so I can go shoot at cans on my land. And keep it in my safe for home protection
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Old 2005-11-25, 01:17 PM   #4
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I checked the link and it says "Live help is offline"

Does that mean the help-line staff are all dead?
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Old 2005-11-25, 01:34 PM   #5
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I checked the link and it says "Live help is offline"

Does that mean the help-line staff are all dead?
a stellar product endorsement don't you think?
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Old 2005-11-25, 01:48 PM   #6
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It is a dream come true for me There really is nothing like a Desert Eagle 50 caliber hand gun. I just keep thinking of the unsuspecting thief with the hole the size of a grapefruit through his chest.

My wife just let me know that she is not buying it for me. She said if I want it, I can buy it myself. And, our county is the easiest county in NYS to get a conceal permit. So, next time anyone sees me, I will probably be packing
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Old 2005-11-25, 02:10 PM   #7
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Dayum Jim, are you expecting a home invasion by a herd of elephants?
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Old 2005-11-25, 02:21 PM   #8
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I just want something with a little kick, Surfn
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Old 2005-11-25, 02:30 PM   #9
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goddammmm you guys are lucky, its forbidden in holland to have weapons .which doesnt mean i dont have them, but its so cool you guys can just buy them ........we cant do that here, well i can i have my people but it would be so cool just to order them out of a magazine.........
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:00 PM   #10
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goddammmm you guys are lucky, its forbidden in holland to have weapons .which doesnt mean i dont have them, but its so cool you guys can just buy them ........we cant do that here, well i can i have my people but it would be so cool just to order them out of a magazine.........
It's also cool that we have the 8th highest murder rate with firearms. We're not quite Columbia and South Africa but we're reaching for it.

At least we're #1 in prisoners.

Hey Jim, if you lived in Florida then you could walk down the street and actually shoot people with that thing. You gotta love the new laws.
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:06 PM   #11
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I always love the people that say to me "if only you had a gun you could have defended yourself from the person that shot you". Hold on… before you try to shoot me let me go get my gun first…

Jim what if the unsuspecting thief first steals your gun and then shoots you with it?
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:10 PM   #12
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It's also cool that we have the 8th highest murder rate with firearms. We're not quite Columbia and South Africa but we're reaching for it.

At least we're #1 in prisoners.

Hey Jim, if you lived in Florida then you could walk down the street and actually shoot people with that thing. You gotta love the new laws.
dont forget we have an lauzy law here, even when a cop shoots when he has the right to shoot, he is the crimiminal and not the one who forched him to shoot, on that point, lett make an example: a burglar gets in my home he point a gun on me, i shoot in self difenche (or what ever you name that) i will go to jail, i will be the criminal, we have no selfdifenche here in holland, why you think all the big criminals hide here? an other example, there was an guy harrishing young kids here in this neighbour hood, trying to get the kids with him, showing his dick, people took law in own hands they kick his dick into his throat, result, the people who did got to jail, the police said, next time you wanna do it, pull the guy in an dark street and kick the hell out of him, we may take not the law in our own hands but we also know they dont get to jail in holland, you get away with murder for say 3 years, the crime is big in holland, and i think i have the right to protect myself and fam, because others wont do it....so now i am bad because i think its great to have a gun to protect yourself??? today i saw a new law in holland, criminals in jail may not look at porn channels anymore from 1 januar 2006, well i didnt know the ones whoirape and molest kids and are in jail here may look at porn, well they did, well thats fucked up!!!!
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:19 PM   #13
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Tell me what you all should do, when you have a gun in your hands and a burglar is in your house also with a gun pointing at you........you will go for you own life you will shoot him...if you have an gun....and i dont think that is wrong. in the early days burglars came into you house with screwdrives and all now they get in with knifes and guns and kill you for a lauzy 200 bucks you have in your home, yes i am for guns.
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:32 PM   #14
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I always love the people that say to me "if only you had a gun you could have defended yourself from the person that shot you". Hold on… before you try to shoot me let me go get my gun first…

Jim what if the unsuspecting thief first steals your gun and then shoots you with it?
My brand new Desert Eagle will be stored in a brinks biometric safe. I can get into it in about 3 seconds. It is thief proof weighing in at 400lbs and being bolted to the floor. But, living where I do, we really have no thieves. It really is for shooting cans and stuff.

Owning guns is the only thing Republicans and I agree on.
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Old 2005-11-26, 09:25 AM   #15
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Old 2005-11-26, 09:32 AM   #16
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I always love the people that say to me "if only you had a gun you could have defended yourself from the person that shot you". Hold on… before you try to shoot me let me go get my gun first…
|Jim Hold On! Let me open my safe 1st....and would you mind holding this can?
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Old 2005-11-26, 10:52 AM   #17
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Wow that thing is a monster!! Nice gun for sure, just imagine what that could do to an innocent Racoon.
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Old 2005-11-26, 01:39 PM   #18
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Nothing honors the birth of the lord more, then getting a gift that could send someone up to meet him.

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Old 2005-11-26, 09:40 PM   #19
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I am green with envy. They are f-ing awesome. Fired one 1 time, from a guy who worked with me and had a business on the side. I expected it to rip my arms off, but he explained about the gas recoil chamber or something that basicly makes the gun very easy to manage. After I shot it, the first thing I tought was a 44 has nothing on that monster. I would never shoot it in a home tho. Shit where I live, even if I hit the guy I would have to worry about it going through the next 4 walls of the house. Jim you are a lucky man. All praise to our forefathers for making the consitution with "the right to bare arms" And to think I always thought that meant we were allowed to walk around with short sleve shirts on. lol
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Old 2005-11-26, 09:58 PM   #20
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