Merry Christmas!

urb · 2005-12-02, 05:46 AM

I'd like to dedicate this Christmas message to Verio hosting in London for the 9 hours of monthly recurring MySQL downtime that remains totally unexplained, and is, according to them, "Just one of those things."

British hosting

Surfn · 2005-12-02, 06:16 AM

Damn mate you have the worst luck

cosmiccat · 2005-12-02, 07:31 AM

Funny as hell!

Cleo · 2005-12-02, 07:38 AM

That is pretty funny.

Sucks about your hosting… I know you do know of some very good hosting through.

Jim · 2005-12-02, 07:41 AM

urb, I thought you moved to sparkys.

Useless · 2005-12-02, 07:47 AM

Merry Xmas, you cunt!

Sounds like my kind of hosting. Where do I sign up?

urb · 2005-12-02, 07:53 AM

Hi Surfn

I can accept some downtime here and there... no host is perfect, but 9 hours without any reasonable explaination? It went down around midnight GMT, I phoned at 12:30am and then again at 2:30am, and it was still down this morning at 8:59am. This is happening regularly since August, and Verio still have no idea why it is happening.

Cleo, if I hadn't paid Verio a whole years hosting up front, I'd be moving the site to http://www.colo-cation.com/ for sure.

urb · 2005-12-02, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

urb, I thought you moved to sparkys.

I moved half of my stuff to Sparkys and have had zero problems.

Torn Rose · 2005-12-02, 08:40 AM

Sorry about your hosting mate, but that is some funny shit you posted.

Useless · 2005-12-02, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urb

Cleo, if I hadn't paid Verio a whole years hosting up front, I'd be moving the site to http://www.colo-cation.com/ for sure.

I've made a ton of really bad decisions while tilling my own few acres of this porn kingdom. I can honestly say that moving away from Colo was the biggest. (It's also the only thing I've done online in which my wife has told me that it was a truly stupid move.) During my very, very, very (did I say very?) slow move, Chris has kept my other sites up and running smoothly, which is why Link List Pro remained up and strong while Filthy Earl and Whoring Wives were non-existent for a full 24+ hours due to another host (Not mentioning any names cough, cough skilledhost.com) eating a shit sandwich.

MrYum · 2005-12-02, 09:00 AM

Damn sorry to hear about the hosting Urb...hope you get things resolved soon.

That IS a hilarious link though...thanks!

Greenguy · 2005-12-02, 09:16 AM

Bad Hosting = Good Radio Show Intro

Jim · 2005-12-02, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made a ton of really bad decisions while tilling my own few acres of this porn kingdom. I can honestly say that moving away from Colo was the biggest. (It's also the only thing I've done online in which my wife has told me that it was a truly stupid move.) During my very, very, very (did I say very?) slow move, Chris has kept my other sites up and running smoothly, which is why Link List Pro remained up and strong while Filthy Earl and Whoring Wives were non-existent for a full 24+ hours due to another host (Not mentioning any names cough, cough skilledhost.com) eating a shit sandwich.

That was nice Useless.

I know Sparky felt hurt and he would have never taken your sites down that you left there.

Jim · 2005-12-02, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urb

Cleo, if I hadn't paid Verio a whole years hosting up front, I'd be moving the site to http://www.colo-cation.com/ for sure.

I didn't know you did that, urb.

Jim · 2005-12-02, 09:32 AM

urb, I just sent you a PM
And, Sparky (http://www.colo-cation.com) started taking care of my hosting needs in 1997, I believe. Except for a breif time when he didn't, I have never had a hosting problem.

selena · 2005-12-02, 01:06 PM

Christ in the morning, that sounded like my stepdad did when I was a child and he would be a drunk fool trying to sing!

Sorry you are havin' problem, urb.

digifan · 2005-12-03, 01:57 PM

Ouch man, sorry to hear that

2005-12-02, 05:46 AM	#1
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Merry Christmas! I'd like to dedicate this Christmas message to Verio hosting in London for the 9 hours of monthly recurring MySQL downtime that remains totally unexplained, and is, according to them, "Just one of those things." British hosting __________________

2005-12-02, 06:16 AM	#2
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2005-12-02, 07:31 AM	#3
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2005-12-02, 07:38 AM	#4
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2005-12-02, 07:47 AM	#6
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2005-12-02, 07:41 AM	#5
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2005-12-02, 07:53 AM	#7
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Hi Surfn I can accept some downtime here and there... no host is perfect, but 9 hours without any reasonable explaination? It went down around midnight GMT, I phoned at 12:30am and then again at 2:30am, and it was still down this morning at 8:59am. This is happening regularly since August, and Verio still have no idea why it is happening. Cleo, if I hadn't paid Verio a whole years hosting up front, I'd be moving the site to http://www.colo-cation.com/ for sure. __________________

2005-12-02, 08:40 AM	#9
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Sorry about your hosting mate, but that is some funny shit you posted.

2005-12-02, 09:00 AM	#11
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2005-12-02, 09:16 AM	#12
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2005-12-02, 09:32 AM	#15
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	urb, I just sent you a PM And, Sparky (http://www.colo-cation.com) started taking care of my hosting needs in 1997, I believe. Except for a breif time when he didn't, I have never had a hosting problem.

2005-12-02, 01:06 PM	#16
selena Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the edge Posts: 592	Christ in the morning, that sounded like my stepdad did when I was a child and he would be a drunk fool trying to sing! Sorry you are havin' problem, urb. __________________ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Skype selena.delgado9 ICQ 273551440

2005-12-03, 01:57 PM	#17
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