Olympics is coming soon!

lefty81 · 2012-07-12, 02:21 PM

Hi. I haven't posted here for a long time.

The Olympics is coming and I can't wait!

My favorite sporting events are boxing, 100 meter dash and gymnastics.

What's yours?

Cleo · 2012-07-12, 02:35 PM

This Olympics has a new event. Missile launchers on rooftops.

cthulhu_waves · 2012-07-12, 09:04 PM

mOrrI · 2012-07-13, 03:36 AM

Always with the basket ball...

To me the Olympics suck...

ecchi · 2012-07-13, 04:01 AM

Every week I make ten to twelve train journeys across London, across routes that will be the hub of the Olympics, and will be jam packed full of spectators heading to and from the events. The rail authorities predict that during the Olympics these trains will be over full, I may have to wait while several trains go past before I can get on one, and some may be re-routed. So anyone want to start taking bets on how long before I climb up onto one of those rooftops, re-aim the missile launchers at the Olympic village, and blast the lot to hell !!!!!

Seriously though: We have missiles on rooftops, gunships on the Thames (the river that runs through London) and will have several thousand troops on the ground around the Olympic sites. Anyone coming over is going to be thinking "Forget Syria, we need to liberate Britain!"

The games are going to be the worst PR event for Britain since the Crusades!

(In case you have not realised, I am not looking forward to the fucking Olympics.)

mOrrI · 2012-07-13, 04:02 AM

Quote:

"Forget Syria, we need to liberate Britain!"

Good one Ecchi!

2012-07-12, 02:21 PM	#1
lefty81 Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 7	Olympics is coming soon! Hi. I haven't posted here for a long time. The Olympics is coming and I can't wait! My favorite sporting events are boxing, 100 meter dash and gymnastics. What's yours?

2012-07-12, 02:35 PM	#2
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2012-07-13, 03:36 AM	#4
mOrrI You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,083	Always with the basket ball... To me the Olympics suck... __________________

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2012-07-13, 04:01 AM	#5
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Every week I make ten to twelve train journeys across London, across routes that will be the hub of the Olympics, and will be jam packed full of spectators heading to and from the events. The rail authorities predict that during the Olympics these trains will be over full, I may have to wait while several trains go past before I can get on one, and some may be re-routed. So anyone want to start taking bets on how long before I climb up onto one of those rooftops, re-aim the missile launchers at the Olympic village, and blast the lot to hell !!!!! Seriously though: We have missiles on rooftops, gunships on the Thames (the river that runs through London) and will have several thousand troops on the ground around the Olympic sites. Anyone coming over is going to be thinking "Forget Syria, we need to liberate Britain!" The games are going to be the worst PR event for Britain since the Crusades! (In case you have not realised, I am not looking forward to the fucking Olympics.)