I'm a sissy

[T Pat]

last night was one of those real foggy nights the kind that remind me of Jack London Novel
My power cord shorted out so I check it out decide I can just cut it splice it and be back in business no biggie.
To make a long story short I stuck the end of my index finger with one of those Ginsu cut anything steak knives, the fucking knife, went right to the bone (actually the tip went into the bone a little, felt the tug when I pulled the knife back)
Friggin cut is only like a quarter inch long, finger is swollen, blue, pain down to my elbow, and I've felt queasy and out of it all day.
My right shoulder has been screwed up for a couple weeks pain sucks

what a sissy boy