Laugh Out Loud Funny

[ngb1959]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back
into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird. The
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man
in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then
I had to wrap her in a blanket ! to keep her from
scratching me. Bu t it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...