You know you've been in porn too long when...

[Ms Naughty]

I wrote this post on my blog:
http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2006/0...too-long-when/
because even innocent pictures on lolly packets have started to look porny.

You know you’ve been in porn too long when:

* Your female friend says she had a great facial the other day and you don’t automatically assume she’s talking about visiting a beautician.

* Your bank raises ATM fees and you find yourself thinking that no-one is ever paid nearly enough for ass-to-mouth.

* You encounter Astroboy or another Japanese animation and wonder when the Hentai tentacle sex is going to start.

* You hear that a DP was nominated for several cinematography awards and you think that must have been one helluva double penetration scene.

* The idea of a clown getting a “cream pie in the face” makes you wonder if a female acrobat was involved.

* The cricket commentators are talking about leather and willow and it calls up scary mental images of Shane Warne in bondage (getting the thrashing he deserves).

And of course…

* You can spot fake tits from a mile away.

So... is it just me, or is porn messing with your thoughts as well?