The official Florida is fucked hurricane thread

[Cleo]

Wow the winds hit 17 mph and it rained a little.

Some friends came over and we had a hurricane party which turned out to be just a rainy day party.

Not that I'm complaining. This is the Florida I grew up in. The weather people would tell us that a hurricane was coming. We would all use it as an excuse to take the day off and get together for a party and wonder why the weather people told us to do all these silly things that we never did.

Actually we would all go out and buy tape and bleach as we bought all kinds of junk food and party goods. I'm still not really clear on why we bought all that tape and bleach except we were told to.

Then the last two year's of hurricanes happened.