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Useless · 2008-03-04, 01:31 AM

After half an hour at Babelfish, running that first post through the translator in all the languages available, I still couldn't find a way to make it "hilarious." If did look sort of funny when translated to Greek, but certainly not hilarious.

This is hilarious:

A guy comes home from work on Friday, walks in his house and says, "It's the weekend. Tomorrow, me, you and the dog are all going fishing!"

The wife says, "Every Friday for the last 10 years you've walked in and said we're going fucking fishing. Well I'm fucking fed up with fishing. I'm not fucking going!"

"Fair enough," says the husband, "A quick one up the ass or a blowjob and you don't have to go."

"I'll give you a blowjob then," replies the wife.

She bends down and starts to suck his cock, "arrrggghhh - your cock tastes like shit!"

"Yeah, the dog didn't want to come either."

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2008-03-04, 01:31 AM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	After half an hour at Babelfish, running that first post through the translator in all the languages available, I still couldn't find a way to make it "hilarious." If did look sort of funny when translated to Greek, but certainly not hilarious. This is hilarious: A guy comes home from work on Friday, walks in his house and says, "It's the weekend. Tomorrow, me, you and the dog are all going fishing!" The wife says, "Every Friday for the last 10 years you've walked in and said we're going fucking fishing. Well I'm fucking fed up with fishing. I'm not fucking going!" "Fair enough," says the husband, "A quick one up the ass or a blowjob and you don't have to go." "I'll give you a blowjob then," replies the wife. She bends down and starts to suck his cock, "arrrggghhh - your cock tastes like shit!" "Yeah, the dog didn't want to come either."