Bend Me Over and SPAM Me

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I'm looking for something that can convert really fucking well on general unfiltered traffic; preferably something with a free/cheap trial and a solid tour. Maybe one of those big multi-pass sites (most of which have shit for banners and really blah tours, btw). I want something with really, really, REALLY good ratios - you know, that site you've been keeping to yourself, you greedy cocksucker.

*I realize that this opens me up to being spam'd with every POS on the Net, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Knock my socks off.

Oh yeah: see sig.