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Optic · 2005-01-17, 06:35 AM

Joke (beleive, no one will be abused).

Yo momma's so fat,

- she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
- when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
- at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
- when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
- when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
- she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
- when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
- Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
- when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- she's 36- 24- 36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
- when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
- her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
- all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
- when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
- when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
- a picture of her fell off the wall!
- her picture takes two frames.

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2005-01-17, 06:35 AM	#4
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Yo mama Joke (beleive, no one will be abused). Yo momma's so fat, - she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac - when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials - when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please - at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please" - when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water. - when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. - she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. - when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. - Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. - when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. - I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. - when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. - she's 36- 24- 36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! - when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. - her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. - all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" - when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. - when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. - when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. - a picture of her fell off the wall! - her picture takes two frames. 30 FHG specially designed for 2nd tour of one of the most popular of or sites xxxFattyMovies. 3 movies, 20 secs long. Example can be viewed here. Good luck and watch your diet! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.