What A Miracle!!

Useless · 2005-07-21, 04:35 PM

For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle.

I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently.

2005-07-21, 04:35 PM	#3
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle. I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.