Easy spyware for the masses

[Cleo]

Yeah I told her a new boyfriend or maybe just adopt a cat would be much better.

She is one of the very few clients that I haven't blown off as she is one of my oldest clients and I've become very friendly over the years with her.

I can see why she has never been able to keep a boyfriend now. I don't know which is more whacked, my hetro friends or my gay friends. Personally I went the cat route.