coffee

[Useless]

I'm a true gourmet, so anything that comes in a can and can be brewed quickly and tastes right after I drown it with french vanilla creamer- that's the coffee for me. I think the exotic brand that I'm drinking this week is 'Folgers'. (Not sure how you pronounce that.) It looks Hungarian to me. I can assure that monkeys have never shit out my coffee grounds though. I don't mind the stuff that Juan Valdez exports, you know, when I ever a want a little South American spice in my life.

I'm so provincial, it's just plain silly.