How old will you live?

T Pat · 2005-02-22, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

Holy Shit...I am supposed to die sometime this year
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I better get things in order

Dead Man Walking |shocking|
Just think Jim if you make it through the year you can join Chop Smith and I in our exclusive club "porn peddlers that should be dead"

ecchi · 2005-02-22, 02:40 PM

RE "I am supposed to die sometime this year" - You have remembered to include me in your will, haven't you ?

ecchi · 2005-02-22, 02:49 PM

RE "Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on" That depends. If you are going to leave me anything in your will, stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet. But if I don't benefit from your early death than I suggest a few steak and ale pies.

Cleo · 2005-02-22, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet.

What wasn't on that test is the Used to do all and every drug except liqueur and cigarettes but I have been a vegetarian most of my life.

I guess if I survived extended sessions of substance induce euphoria by smoking it, injecting it, snorting it, eating it, drinking it, or my favorite seeing how many ways at once you can do it, then I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it. Drug abuse does have its benefits after all I guess besides the fact that I got so bored with it that I know I'll never be able to enjoy them again.

Then again coffee and weed is a drug.

A few years ago someone that I was dating took me to Jamaica. The whole time we were there she kept on eating this thing called Jerk Pork. She liked it so much that she paid a tour guild to take us to a private place where the locals hung out and cooked over a big open pit. She wouldn't stop bugging me to taste this nasty looking hunk of dead burnt animal flesh so I took a bit and tasted it. In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning for the next day or so. You all can keep you dead animals.

ecchi · 2005-02-22, 03:44 PM

At a guess I would say "In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning" kinda disproves your theory that "I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it"

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2005-02-22, 02:40 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	RE "I am supposed to die sometime this year" - You have remembered to include me in your will, haven't you ?

2005-02-22, 02:49 PM	#3
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	RE "Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on" That depends. If you are going to leave me anything in your will, stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet. But if I don't benefit from your early death than I suggest a few steak and ale pies.

2005-02-22, 03:44 PM	#5
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	At a guess I would say "In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning" kinda disproves your theory that "I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it"