New Niche? Underwater Porn... ( PICS )

[ronnie]

Ya, been around for a while.

It is kind of erotic though.

ronnie

[Useless]

I've always said, there is nothing quite as sexy as scuba gear strapped to a waterlogged whore. I'm happy to see a niche that I understand even less than balloons. (Does anyone else look at looners and wonder how they deal with all of the static build-up?)

I think a teen skinny dipping site would be a much better seller than these scuba sluts. Who doesn't have fond memories of sneaking out to skinny dip with a bunch of buddies and fondling your best friend's little sister while she jerks you off under water? Ah, those were the days... Anyway, that would be a good new niche for anyone who could afford custom content.

[Mishi]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've always said, there is nothing quite as sexy as scuba gear strapped to a waterlogged whore.

I take offense at your terminology. Please consider using "hydro-enhanced" as opposed to "waterlogged." Thank you.

Come on, people - is there a straight man on the planet who understands some women's propensity for buying shoes? (If there is, please shoot him for me.) Yet, who designs women's shoes - mostly men. You don't have to know why it sells. Just know that it does, and learn how to sell it. You are not a pornographer. You are a porn cobbler. Yo.