The Pope Has Died

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Theproofhouse

I wish someone would stick a butt plug up your fucking ass!

I've tried the butt plug thing. Didn't really do much for me but I did kind of squeal like a pig and then I felt like I needed to take a crap really bad. I did smile and laugh about it later but I can't say that I have any real desire to do the butt plug thing again.

But I would love to see CNN report that the Vatican in a last ditch move decide to stick a butt plug up the pope's poop shoot and see if he saw god or not.