The Pope Has Died

[Kinky]

by the way, is this thread even true yet? is he dead or alive?

[Torn Rose]

Dead yet?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by kinky

when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that

Yup, I too was raised Catholic, though my brother and I only completed our first communion. The Sunday after our communion, our parents asked us if we still wanted to go to church. Ha! That was a tough one to answer. When I first enlisted in the army, I had them put Roman Catholic on my dog tags. A year later I got new tags which read 'None' on the religion line. I've a been a devout member of the Church of None ever since. There's no tithe, I can sleep in Sundays, and I don't feel guilty about dumping my seed on rim of the toilet.

[Cleo]

CNN is reporting that he is still alive.

[Greenguy]

Regardless of if there is a God or not (and if there is, if he feels the need to have everyone spell his name with a capital G) there is only one and you should all bow to his greatness.

And lets just remember....you sling porn for a living - you are all sinners!

I for one wish he'd just get it over with so that the news would stop focusing on him.

[Kinky]

I'm betting that he will make a full recovery and it will be miraculous in nature

[Torn Rose]

Bible Thumpers are above all in morals greenguy..... nice having gone from 24/7 Terri to 24/7 pope....

[Jaden]

Originally Posted by Cleo

You are the one that doesn't like my views.

I do have this image now of the old guy bent over with a large butt plug up his ass screaming oh god, oh god, yessssss ohhh ahhh don't stop yet, ohhh god it hurts so fucking good!

Cleo.....You cracked my ass up tonight when I read this LOL

[Tommy]

the chicken guy died today
Frank perdue

[RawAlex]

Ahh.... we are all sinners, yes, but all good catholics know that as long as you repent before you die, you go to heaven anyway.

...or so "they" say.... whoever "they" are.

Anyway, pornrex, Cleo's comment wasn't rude... perhaps crude, perhaps tasteless, but not rude in and of itself. It's a social commentary, nothing more. Rude is something else (see post by proofhouse on the subject).

I am open to all opinions, but freedom around here (and many other places) is to comment (and even attack) the IDEAS, not the person.

Cleo, http://www.beyondjw.com - you can have some fun screwing with them if you like, the owner is quite a sensitive type.

Alex

PS: never tried a butt plug, have no intentions of starting now.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Tommy

the chicken guy died today
Frank perdue

A chicken farmer went walking out one dark and fateful day
He rested by the coop as he went on along his way
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye
It was the sight he dreaded
Ghost chickens in the sky!

Bok bok bok BOK
Bok bok BOK
The ghost chickens in the sky

The farmer had raised chickens since he was 24
A-working for the Colonel for thirty years or more
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry
Now they want revenge...
Ghost chickens in the sky.

Bok...

Their feet were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead
They carried off the farmer and he died by the claw
They cooked him extra crispy
And ate him with cole slaw

Bok...

[Kinky]

do chickens go to heaven?

[urb]

It's gone noon in Rome and The Holy Father is still alive.

[digifan]

Originally Posted by kinky

do chickens go to heaven?

Only the victims of birdflu.

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by digifan

Only the victims of birdflu.

so god does discriminate? it must be the Corona with a lime talking

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by digifan

I hope you are trying to say you only believe in yourself, your ability, honesty, hard work etc... I am not a Catholic, nor a church goer at all but I respect others beliefs... we have a saying here: "Help yourself and God will help you too"... to make you strong, healthy etc. so you can fill your wallet.

Good luck

docs make me better when i am sick , i have to pay those, if i cant work i earn no money, i cant pay the doc and i cant pay for food, so will god fill my wallet now if i cant pay my bills, i dont mind people have an "god" what i do mind is that some are trying to confinche others ,who dont believe in god, to do believe in their god. with all the respect for others who do believe, but i have to work to fill my wallet

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by pornrex

No my friend you've had catholicism and protestantism shoved down your throat for that long, of course it isn't all the pleasant.

Christianity was not meant to be watered down, doctored and package in the manner in which you see it today.

You want to really understand what Christianity is all about? Study Orthodox Christianity. That form of Christianity was and STILL is the true form of Christianity - as it has been taught and preached for 2000 years. It is the original Christianity - everything else is derived from it.

Catholicism (which in its present form has been in existance for 652 years) and Protestantism (which has been split into so many forms, you can't tell which end is up down left or right) or any derivative thereof are complete frauds - look at the dwindling attendance in those churches if you want proof!!

I'll make it simple for you to understand: There is only one Jack Daniels, right? Everything else is just bourbon and not worthy of comparison to JD. Oh sure there are knock offs and perhaps there are bourbons out there that MAY have a better flavor but realize this: there is only one JD.

One last thing: I find it quite interesting that a number of you post "god" with a lower case g. Quite interesting indeed.

Remember this if anything else: God is not a mean God. God is love. "People" kind through sin and disillusionment always blame God for their troubles (if in fact they believe in him or not) but almost always never admit their mistakes.

damn I missed this post altogether... must be the beer.... but it's interesting how "god" gets credit for all the good things that happen, but all the bad thing like 100,000+ dying in a tidal wave are just fine and dandy

[docholly]

when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that it really is ridiculous... they had seperate smaller envelopes for the little ones to uses that just held change

I'm the daughter of a missionary and minister.. NO ONE spent more time in church than we did. the way i figured it, after I stopped going at age 15 when i left home, I'd spent enough time to cover the next 60-65 years.

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Ahh.... we are all sinners, yes, but all good catholics know that as long as you repent before you die, you go to heaven anyway.

...or so "they" say.... whoever "they" are.

OHHHH, thanks RA..i always wondered why those priets always thought it was A-OK to bugger those 12 yr old boys. Must be because they can confess right before they die and all is forgiven!!

hmmm maybe they melted down all those St. Christopher medals that were cast aside a few years ago to make a long lasting butt plug.

|cool| << prays to be spared from all fanatics.

[Cleo]

Butt Plug





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[Kinky]

buttplug thepope (and please don't worry.... right before I die I will repent for all of the religious buttplug (Butt Plug) jokes for all of us so everything is A O.K. (do you like my SEO on the buttplug/Butt Plug keywords? let's open the GG&J butt plug store

[Useless]

Originally Posted by kinky

do chickens go to heaven?

According to Catholics, no. Neither do the mentally retarded or babies who have not been baptised. Damned evil babies and their original sin. Imagine that? Your god thinks so little of you he says your are born a sinner.

Poor little chickens. What did they do so wrong that they can't go off to the land of fluffy white clouds and harp playing cherubs when they lay their last egg?

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

According to Catholics, no. Neither do the mentally retarded or babies who have not been baptised. Damned evil babies and their original sin. Imagine that? Your god thinks so little of you he says your are born a sinner.

Poor little chickens. What did they do so wrong that they can't go off to the land of fluffy white clouds and harp playing cherubs when they lay their last egg?

damn I feel really bad now... I've sent A LOT of kentucky fried chickens straight to hell although I've heard that it isn't really chicken so I feel much better about it now... maybe I'm a hindu... they worship chickens right? or is that cows?

AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY INVLOVED IN THIS THREAD IS BLASPHEMOUS AS THE POPE IS STILL KICKIN'

[Cleo]

I'm pretty sure that they worship cows so I guess they don't eat a lot of MacDonald's food.

Yeah most of the world is not Christian so I guess hell must be kind of full about now.

Personally I worship my morning cup of coffee each day and that is about it.

[Kinky]

the news is reporting that nothing has changed as of yet... in yet another twist a group of "vigilantes" hell bent on mass justice have been seen patrolling the nations southern borders in Arizona looking for trouble and illegal aliens of which our president seems to want to embrace

[Useless]

Originally Posted by kinky

AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY INVLOVED IN THIS THREAD IS BLASPHEMOUS AS THE POPE IS STILL KICKIN'

More of a twitchin' than a kickin'.

How old is the poor old dude anyway?