Allergic to smoke?

[eman]

"I feel it insults my intelegence."

Yeah, right! That must be a fucking downer!

[pornrex]

According to Merriam-Webster, the word allergy is defined as follows:

1 : altered bodily reactivity (as hypersensitivity) to an antigen in response to a first exposure <a bee venom allergy so severe that a second sting may be fatal>
2 : exaggerated or pathological reaction (as by sneezing, respiratory embarrassment, itching, or skin rashes) to substances, situations, or physical states that are without comparable effect on the average individual
3 : medical practice concerned with allergies
4 : a feeling of antipathy or repugnance

Maybe that "that fat, whinny bitch" as you put it, really IS sensitive to smoke. Next time she's over, make her understand that its YOUR home she is visiting or have her sit outside in the garage and leave the car on. If that seems a little harsh, try milk of magnesia in her food.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by eman

"I feel it insults my intelegence."
Yeah, right! That must be a fucking downer!

It's even funnier because intelligence is misspelled. That's -5 points for that alone.

Originally Posted by pornrex the stalker

2 : exaggerated or pathological reaction (as by sneezing, respiratory embarrassment, itching, or skin rashes) to substances, situations, or physical states that are without comparable effect on the average individual

Not to mention watering of the eyes.

People do have allergic reactions to cigarette smoke due to it's chemical compostion. You don't have to die instantly or break out in hives to be allergic to something. So, if someone says that they are allergic to the shit you spew out of your rotting corpse, they aren't lying.

[pornrex]

stalker eh? that's gonna cost ya....

[Useless]

Originally Posted by pornrex

stalker eh? that's gonna cost ya....

Oh, I know.

I've been starving my dogs so that they'll be extra hungry when you build up the nerve to step out of that car parked out front.

[pornrex]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior, the target

Oh, I know.
I've been starving my dogs so that they'll be extra hungry when you build up the nerve to step out of that car parked out front.

Starve them all you want, buddy. I'm in an undisclosed location, the car is just a decoy.
And for good measure, I'm hanging out with my good friend HS Precision Pro Series 2000 HTR, custom fitted with a Schmidt & Bender P/M 42 mm tactical scope.