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[Cleo]

Here Joe A I'm just going to quickly copy and paste a list of insults, sorry I don't have time to write my own, for you to insult back at. It isn't that you aren't somewhat amusing to fuck with, well actually you are pretty boring to fuck with, but I've got to get back to work.

"Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel."
$HOME = /dev/null.
3K RAM free, no EMS.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A brain like a BB in a boxcar.
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A day late and a dollar short.
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
A few beers short of a six-pack
A six-pack short of a case.
A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
A few bricks short of a wall.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few open splices.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A few pies short of a holiday.
A few planes short of an Air Force.
A few revisions behind.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few screws loose.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few volts below threshold.
A few yards short of the hole.
A flower short of an arrangement.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
A handle short of a suitcase.
A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
A lap behind the field.
A little light in his loafers.
A looney tune.
A mental midget.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A notch off the timing mark.
A one-bit brain with a parity error.
A pane short of a window.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
A quart low.
A return with no gosub.
A room temperature IQ.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A signature short of a book.
A sleeve/button short of a shirt.
A span short of a bridge.
A square with only three sides.
A teabag short of a pot.
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A tower short of a castle.
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A violin minus the bow.
A wind-up clock without a key.
All booster, no payload.
All crown, no filling.
All hammer, no nail.
All hat and no cattle.
All his eggs in the same basket.
All missile, no warhead.
All shot, no powder.
All the lights don't shine in her marquis.
All the personality of linoleum flooring / plasticene / putty / caulking / saran wrap.
All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
All wax and no wick.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
An Apple IIe on UUCP.
An ego like a black hole.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground).
Any slower and he'd be in reverse.
As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.
As happy as if he had brains.
As quick as a corpse.
As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl of Jello, and twice as smart.
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.
As smart as bait.
As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugly.
As thick as two short planks.
Attic's a little dusty.
Back burners not fully operating.
Bad spot on the disk.
Bats in the belfry.
Batteries not included.
Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Been playing with his wand too much.
Been playing with the pharmacy section again.
Been short on oxygen one time too many.
Been using her head as a mass driver.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Blew his O-rings.
Blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
Blocked one too many hockey pucks / soccer balls / punches with his head.
Born a day late and like that ever since.
Born ugly and built to last.
Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Bright as an acetylene torch -- without an oxygen supply.
Bubbles in her think tank.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.

Borrowed from
http://members.aol.com/richrwg/insults.htm

[DangerDave]

Good idea Cleo.. saves alot of typing...

Calling him stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can't find his ass with two hands and a periscope/ compass/flashlight/bloodhound (in a locked closet).
Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
Carries a tire gauge in him purse.
Cauliflower for brains.
Charming as a carbuncle.
Cheezwiz for brains.
Chimney's clogged.
Clock doesn't have all its numbers.
Collects cards for Craig.
Consumes hard drugs as vitamins.
Contributes to the population problem.
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
(Common in Australia.) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.
CPU not connected to the bus.
Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter.
Cranio-rectally inverted.
Cursor's flashing but thime's no response.
Defective hard drive / boot sector.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Does aerobics... in his head.
Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / groceries in the same bag.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in him plotter.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have his belt through all the loops.
Doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
Doesn't have two neurons to rub togethim.
Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Doesn't know which side the toast is buttered on.
Doesn't quite sample at the Nyquist rate.
Donated him body to science... before he was done using it.
Downhill skiing in Iowa.
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dropped his second stage too soon.
Dumb as asphalt / a stump / a sack of hammers.
Dumber than a chicken / box of hair/rocks.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Echoes between the ears.
Eight pawns short of a gambit.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor / penthouse.
Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open.
End of season sale at the cerebral department.
Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol / pop gun / cap gun.
Finds a flat by swapping tires.
Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
Fired him retro-rockets a little late.
Flaky.
Flying/landing on one engine.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Four cents short of a nickel.
Fruity as a nutcake.
Full throttle, dry tank.
Gasoline engine, diesel fuel.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.
Gets hypnotized on the despun section.
Goalie for the dart team.
Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.
Guillotining him would make only an aesthetic difference.
Gyros are loose.
Had a head crash.
Half a bubble off plumb.
Hard to tell if he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck altogethim.
Has a few wait states.
Has a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold them togethim.
Has a leak in his ceiling.
Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Has a slow clock.
Has all him bricks, but no cement holding them togethim.
Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
Has it floored in neutral.
Has no discretionary intellect.
Has no upper stage.
Has only one chopstick in the chowmein.
Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent".
Has so few thoughts that when he free associates, it's like watching tennis.
Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Has the brains of a house plant.
Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube.
Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
Has two brains; one is lost and the othim is out looking for it.
Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard.
Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.

DD

[Mishi]

Can I get the Cliff's Notes version?