What A Miracle!!

juggernaut · 2005-07-21, 05:11 PM

I could not do that. My sister had a kid 7 years ago and her husband left her before hand so it became a big family support thing. She offered to show me and my bro the video of our new nephew being born. He was able to watch it. I did not even look at the TV. Something just wrong with seeing your sister spread open. I like to see people who are clean an not full of blood and everything else that comes out. I agree it is a cool thing but for me, I don't have the stomache to see that. Yukky....

Useless · 2005-07-21, 05:35 PM

For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle.

I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently.

spookyx · 2005-07-21, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle.

I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently.

sue-fl · 2005-07-21, 06:07 PM

juggernaut I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way you do that it's yucky! It's funny you said that. I brought the camera home and uploaded the pictures. The girl's mom was like they won't develop those cause her private parts are showing. I lost it when she said that I also don't think she was real thrilled with the whole birth thing.

UW I about feel out of the chair reading your post...that was so damn funny! You are too much, you need to be on stage as your sense of humor is wonderful!! Spookyx gave you a four and a half I say that post was worth a 10 for sure!!

spookyx · 2005-07-21, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sue-fl

UW I about feel out of the chair reading your post...that was so damn funny! You are too much, you need to be on stage as your sense of humor is wonderful!! Spookyx gave you a four and a half I say that post was worth a 10 for sure!!

The max is 5... and I would have given that to him except I like to use Jim's tiny little head so much

sue-fl · 2005-07-21, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by spookyx

The max is 5... and I would have given that to him except I like to use Jim's tiny little head so much

LOL....I sensed you do enjoy Jim's little head spookyx....

2005-07-21, 05:35 PM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle. I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

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2005-07-21, 05:11 PM	#1
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	I could not do that. My sister had a kid 7 years ago and her husband left her before hand so it became a big family support thing. She offered to show me and my bro the video of our new nephew being born. He was able to watch it. I did not even look at the TV. Something just wrong with seeing your sister spread open. I like to see people who are clean an not full of blood and everything else that comes out. I agree it is a cool thing but for me, I don't have the stomache to see that. Yukky....

2005-07-21, 06:07 PM	#4
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	juggernaut I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way you do that it's yucky! It's funny you said that. I brought the camera home and uploaded the pictures. The girl's mom was like they won't develop those cause her private parts are showing. I lost it when she said that I also don't think she was real thrilled with the whole birth thing. UW I about feel out of the chair reading your post...that was so damn funny! You are too much, you need to be on stage as your sense of humor is wonderful!! Spookyx gave you a four and a half I say that post was worth a 10 for sure!!