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Old 2005-12-12, 10:06 PM   #1
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Tommy, there was a time you thought I was a Russian redneck.

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Well...
I have a few questions

do you own a pickup truck ?????

if you drive your pickup truck to a mall
on any part of that drive will you see cows or chickens

is there any chance on that drive that you will see some one with some form of animal tied to the hood of their vehicle
All of the above.

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ya know I just thought of something
wouldnt it be easyer to put the dead animal in the back of the pickup truck instead of tieing it to the hood
That would work but Bubba and the boys would not be able to see the kill.

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Tommy, I believe the back of the pickup is for the dogs.
It does not take a rocket scientist to know a dead deer in the bed of the truck with a bunch of blue ticks is going to mean no supper tonight. Don't forget that the beer cooler and the four wheeler take up most of the spare space in the back.

You damn yankees have fun. I will be checking back

However, for those whose name start with "ya' and have a cat for avatar is best you stay out of this thread.
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Old 2005-12-12, 10:24 PM   #2
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However, for those whose name start with "ya' and have a cat for avatar is best you stay out of this thread.
*hands on wide hips*.. ya gots sumting against people that tawk funny??

and even i knew you put the deer on the hood.. AND i know what a "blue tick" is..
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Old 2005-12-12, 10:37 PM   #3
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..and even i knew you put the deer on the hood.. AND i know what a "blue tick" is..
Keep on talking, Liberal, and someone will know that you spend time in this part of the world.
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Old 2005-12-12, 10:53 PM   #4
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Tommy, there was a time you thought I was a Russian redneck.



All of the above.



That would work but Bubba and the boys would not be able to see the kill.


It does not take a rocket scientist to know a dead deer in the bed of the truck with a bunch of blue ticks is going to mean no supper tonight. Don't forget that the beer cooler and the four wheeler take up most of the spare space in the back.

You damn yankees have fun. I will be checking back

However, for those whose name start with "ya' and have a cat for avatar is best you stay out of this thread.
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Old 2005-12-13, 12:00 AM   #5
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I killed a deer once - with a '93 Ford sExplorer. Never even saw her until she was sent flying back to where she came from. As I got out of my dented blood and shit splattered SUV, a witness to the event stopped his pickup, jumped out with a pistol in hand and ran over to the deer. No shots were fired. She wasn't even twitching. She was what I like to call "exceedingly unresponsive". The guy with the pickup and gun took the corpse. I took the check for $1,900 from the insurance company.

That same truck was hit my a rottweiler driving an old plymouth, but that's another story.
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