Can somebody help me interperet this?

[MadMax]

Originally Posted by fetish1

I am to make new link list and am trying to make my rules fare and reesonable. Please check them over and sended me any comments. I really want to learn frum some of the experienced webmasters so please no comments from RawAlex, DD, Surfn, MadMax, MrYum, Chop Smith, or any of other children who post mean about me all time.

1. Higher ranking will be gived to Russian hosted sites (cause we will show them racist webmasters that everyone can be trusted!)
2. Recip must be on same page as following link lists: Link-o-rama, DangerDave, Tommys Bookmarks, SmutGremlins, LinkforSex, Findpics, Penisbot, PersianKitty, Cleo’s Porn Links, Mega Porn Links, Got Cock, Jay’s XXX Links, The New Shemp, Javes Free Porn, Rabbit’s Reviews, AL~4A. My recip must be on top and +2 font larger than all others.
3. Must send acceptance letter from min of 10 of above listeded linklists with submission.
4. If not linked to all above mentioned linklists then PR6 required to pg linkinged to me.
5. ALL sponsor codes must use my ID. For list of ids to use you can contacted me by email (so we can keep this deal private).
6. Any listing that doesn’t not produce 5 sales a wk for me will be automatically removed.
7. Prefer content where nudes have some clothes on…contacted me by pm for detales.