Happy Last Tuesday Of 2005! (not 2006)

[Useless]

I spent at least 90% of yesterday in my jammies. I intend to do the same today, but I may change into a new pair. My balls are itching greatly, so it seems that it's time for a shave. Someone once told me that if I wanted to work in porn, I'd have to keep my balls cleanly shaved. Why a webmaster would need shaved balls is beyond me.

My renovations are going even slower than anticipated. I'm beginning to think that cutting off the heat ducts to upstairs while removing a wall downstairs may have been a bad idea.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

My balls are itching greatly, so it seems that it's time for a shave.

Pics?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Pics?

Noooo! I don't like testicles. They have to be the the single most unattractive body part.

Originally Posted by MrYummmmmm

Once ya start shaving those bad boys, ya gotta keep em nice n smooth UW...trust me on that one

I started shaving after a friend complained that he ended up with one of my pubes in his mouth while he was going down on his wife. Oops. It happens. What ya goin' to do?